Today, I was on my favourite forum when I saw a guy ranting at some pro-lifer fanatic. For fun, I replied "umad bro?" apparently moments after the forum founder also left an angry reply. I'm now banned for a month for "trolling the founder" and all my posts have vanished without a trace. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I posted on a forum asking if I could be a moderator. Instead, I got banned. FML
Today, I corrected someone who spelled "learned" as "learnt" on my favorite forum. Nothing could've prepared me for the torrent of abuse that followed from the non-American members. Now I'm banned for "trolling," and all my 7,000+ posts since 2006 are gone forever. FML
Today, I confessed my love for the girl I like, on the forum she moderates. She responded by banning me. FML
Today, I signed up to a Christian website in order to try and 'find God again'. I got banned. FML
Today, I made a Discord account for the first time and got banned, even though I hadn't even logged in. Like, how is that possible? FML
Today, I was banned by 3 cross stitch designers, all because I stood up to bullying. FML
Today, I donated money to a gaming streamer I like(d) who's been struggling. He later yelled at me and timed me out for "derailing the stream" with "dumb" questions. Then I found out a troll community that follows him doxxed me, and people are dunking on me and calling me "retarded" on social media for donating. FML
Today, I learned that I may have caused a public speaker and author to be fired, because my response to his "open chat" question flustered him, causing him to lose his cool and snap at me. FML
Today, in an attempt to win a political argument, I recorded myself walking into a gun store and asking which gun would be best to hypothetically deal with my neighbor's annoying kids. I now have a recording of myself being chewed out, banned for life, and perp-walked out the door. FML
Today, I got banned from an art group and put in Facebook jail because I made fun of my own artwork, which I'd posted in a group. I guess you're not allowed to be your own worst critic. FML
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Top comments
SHAMUS_the_WITTY 18
YDI for being "that poster." Cue the "umadbro?" comments.
KingCeltic77 18
This is why trolling is dumb. YDI.
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Comments (84)
retrorewind 13
it's just like any other forum. you piss the developer off your screwed, & also others always thumbs up (kiss ass) on every comment they leave, no matter how dumb their post is. sry, just the facts.
kingbrizo 24
and here you have it folks: the facts, plain && simple. (and also in english!)
retrorewind 13
#51. glad to see that you pointed that out genius.
stewpididiot 11
U mad, beeotch ??!!
LNK112 5
YDI for still using the phrase "umad bro?".
Shadow_Phantom 26
I would try talking to a moderator about it... ya never know.
ryggsekk 8
Well some people just get butthurt very easy.
kingbrizo 24
agreed...been there, been on the receiving end of it as well...
WhyAmUHere 19
QQ moar.
FMLbutYDI 17
Don't taunt, don't get banned. Easy.
winkydog4056 16
Banning for a month for trolling: harsh, vanishing posts: sucks, your post name: priceless
Dcm210 19
Maybe email the founder, or just use a different forum.
Soloman212 28
... He mad.