Today, I was on my back patio talking with my husband. It got dark outside, and I saw something shuffling in the back yard. I freaked out so bad that I went to run inside, only to fly face-first into the screen door. Turns out the shuffling was a baby rabbit. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while mowing my backyard, I messily discovered that a family of rabbits has been living out there in the tall grass. FML
Today, my date took me to visit his farm. As we were walking, a wild rabbit darted past me and startled me. I tripped and fell face first into cow dung. FML
Today, I was cleaning up rabbit pee from the floor when my rabbit hopped up to me. To prevent her from standing in it and spreading it throughout the room, I shooed her away. She got such a fright that she jumped in the pee and spattered it all over my clothes and face. FML
Today, while going for a walk, I saw two bunnies next to the road. Apparently, I was scarier than the oncoming traffic, because one of them decided to sprint into the road as I walked by. I could hear its bones crunch as it got hit by a car. FML
Today, I walked outside to see my boyfriend standing on my porch, looking confused. He explained to me that he had attached a prom proposal note to his pet rabbit, and let it inside my house to find me. We went looking for said rabbit, and found my dog halfway through eating it. FML
Today, I tried to pet what I thought was a cute cat under my porch. As it turned out, it was actually a raccoon. It hissed at me, and I screamed so loud that my neighbors came running. FML
Today, my cat escaped through my front door. It was dark out, so I had no idea where I was going. I finally caught up to him in my neighbour’s lawn and I gave him heck for scaring me. It took me a minute to realize I was actually talking to a bush in their flowerbed. FML
Today, I stepped out of the house for some fresh air. It was still dark out, so imagine my horror when I accidentally stepped on a frog. It squealed for a split second before being crushed beneath my uncovered foot. FML
Today, I was laying in bed when my sister came running in, scared. I took my bat and went into the kitchen where the suspicious noise was coming from. It was a rat, right in the middle of the floor. I jumped on the counter and shrieked, just as my girlfriend walked in, who then actually dealt with it. FML
Today, I walked out into my backyard. As I did so, my dogs ran past me, slamming the sliding door off its track. I went to catch it, and knocked the bird cage over. To complete the fumble, as I turned to catch the bird cage, I stepped in a dog turd. I wasn't wearing shoes. We're all okay, but… FML
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mikara 4
omg attack of the baby rabbits xD
Livzii 5
I bet it was scared of the screaming human
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Comments (169)
fijianchick 0
Haha I wanna know what your husband said
KINGANATOR 2
"Everyday, everywhere... They be shuffling"
Texast 0
With????
orchadork4 7
E'rbody shufflin' (:
DanielZVans 5
It could have been a warerabbit lol
Lovesglee 3
Omg. A rabbit? Lol! :)
DaTexasBoy 0
Shuffle, shuffle...break!
FMLsOhilarious 6
lol, your man was out there to protect you though. What were you afraid of?
kateheartswaffle 0
Killer rabbit from Monty Python.
perdix 31
Do the Baby Rabbit Shuffle. The Baby Rabbit Shuffle will become a dance craze that will sweep America and then infect the rest of the world with its contagion. Millions will quit doing useful activity to do this inane line dance for many consecutive hours. Finally, it will end when a mad gunman shoots up a disco and is acquitted for justifiable homicide. Just Say No to the Baby Rabbit Shuffle!
SirWrangler 5
You must have a lot of time on your hands to write all that...
RuckasNucka 0
It goes a littl-little like this.
oakland43 6
stop bein a scary azz