Ajax_Teh_Great
United States
Today, I was stabbed because a mugger got mad that I was broke. FML
Ajax_Teh_Great tells us more.
Hey Everyone, OP here. Thanks for all the support and making me laugh. Luckily he hadn't taken anything of value, although he had taken my shoes(ridiculous, I know). I was walking home from my job because my bike was also stolen. Again, FML. I had accidentally left my wallet at my house which is lucky for once. After being stabbed, someone had seen me bleeding, so they called 911. I'm no longer in the hospital as the wound wasn't serious, so I'm doing slightly better. Again, Thanks for the support.
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Top comments
HappyItalian 38
Should've apologized and offered to give him a free back rub, of course. Don't you know simple mugging etiquette OP?
InnocenceBlue 38
Jesus Christ OP. Sorry you had to go through that. Sending you love x
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InnocenceBlue 38
Jesus Christ OP. Sorry you had to go through that. Sending you love x
alexanderjoe10 17
Get better soon OP!
lexiieeex3 32
Get better? He was stabbed...
MzZombicidal 36
So, because OP was stabbed, it's impossible to get better??
guii_fml 24
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Dont get too BROKEn up about it. Hahaha. Haha. Ha. Ill let myself out
max_dilbe 14
Yeah you better.. Coz that sucked.. :P
odamaliekh 26
Bye bye now! :)
higgysaurus 18
it was a knife try, but hey you will get it eventually
gamermonster 34
Poor robber, he didn't get any money and he even made his knife dirty. :( *sarcasm tsunami*
gamermonster 34
I guess nobody understand sarcasm anymore :/
fangirlofthings 21
Nah that was just really bad
gamermonster 34
Usually i see those things as top reactions so i was risking the shot
XxDanno316xX 27
Why not just be natural instead of fishing for likes.
Zerizle 19
It wouldn't have been so bad if you hadn't added the frowny face and "sarcasm tsunami" to the end of it
lulu31305 7
that's horrible,dont say that
HappyItalian 38
Should've apologized and offered to give him a free back rub, of course. Don't you know simple mugging etiquette OP?
christinamarie17 29
See, #4. This is how sarcasm is done.
gamermonster 34
@63 i just have a different form of humor :) there is no "how sarcasm should be done"
xTommytheGUNx 15
#72 will you ever learn?
Tripartita 45
Oh, cool, an FML that is l terrifying. Just how I like to start my day.
juicy_extasy 25
OP that's awful! Hopefully nothing serious. I always carry pepper spray and a nail file just in case
Lalala579121 28
Yeah being stabbed is no big deal really. Certainly not serious.
juicy_extasy 25
A stab in a organ or large vessel is super serious. So yeah stabs do differ.
Lalala579121 28
I was being sarcastic.
juicy_extasy 25
The sarcasm wasn't lost on me. I just meant to clarify that I am sympathizing with the OP
lexiieeex3 32
20- you just commented for the upvotes your comment was ridiculous
blacklightening 11
What's the nail file for
Le_ponderer 14
Thank goodness that you are alive OP. Some of these nutters are insanely dangerous and have been known to cause irreparable harm to their hapless victims.
Mightytall 35
There is no thing that can make up for the trauma from such an attack very easily. I hope besides the physical scars you will recover from this without living in constant fear of a repeat. No one deserves to be attacked, robbed and injured!
RoboRock 6
Why did people press YDI? Why did he deserve to get stabbed for being broke?
HarshD9619 34
Because there is always that one asshat who thinks: YDI for not being nice to the mugger
BigC_from_Bama 16
Most of those people I bet you just want the badge. Also, someone else with a suit selfie profile pic. Hello, like minded fellow.