Today, I was on a dinner date with a guy I really like. I guess I was on my phone too much because halfway through the date he sent me a text saying how much my half of the bill would be. FML
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Today, I went on a dinner date with the guy I like. He ate all his food then started eating off my plate, going on to eat over half of my food. When the bill came, he made me pay for it. FML
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Welshite 40
That's incredibly rude of you. You "guess"?! I'd would say that you were. Be a little more polite next time and stash your phone away; the newest twitter updates can wait.
GoingCommando93 14
You really like him, huh? You really showed it. YDI
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Comments (333)
bjdog98 9
You insensitive dick. How could you not pay attention to your date? They went out with you to get to know YOU
sc3ptical 30
You completely deserved it. Why the hell would you be on your phone during a date?!
MyS3lf 24
Anyone with an ounce of spanners knows that when you're on a date you put your phone on silent (or just shut it off, you can do that you know) and you put it away and forget about it. You never take your phone out on a date, that is beyond rude. You most certainly deserved what you got.
baref00tmama 15
YDI. Totally rude. This may be why you're single.
hazardmuffin 21
You guess you were on the phone too much? I bet he guessed you two were on a date. He guessed you wanted to spend some time together with him and maybe you liked him . I guess he guessed wrong. Honestly, unless it's an emergency or you're sharing something, there's no reason to be on your phone when on a date. If you like this dude, try having a little respect for him.
BobbieH 19
You must not really like him that much or else you wouldn't have been so rude and been on your phone the whole time. If you really were interested you wouldn't have been on your phone at all.
Jhtsosa 5
If you really like him, you wouldn't be on your phone. Enjoy being single
perdix 31
If you really liked him, you should have gone back to the 80's when no one had cell phones!
TheDrifter 24
Mullets, trans ams, acid wash and Jolt cola. The 80s were good years. Well, the parts I remember were good.
ZombieKnickers_fml 8
I feel so sorry for your date.
sunnyray812 42
When you're on a dinner date, don't interrupt that special time with your phone. It should be just the both of you giving each other attention.