Today, I was on a date with a guy I met online. After 30 minutes, he abruptly stands up and says he has to leave. He practically ran out of Starbucks to get away from me. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went on an a date with a guy I met online. We were waiting in line at Starbucks when he turned to me and said, "Do you want anything?" Just before I was about to answer, he practically shoved in front of me and paid for himself. The cashier looked more horrified than I did. FML
Today, I planned to go on a date with a man I met online. He came to my apartment to pick me up, and I told him I'd be right out as I grabbed my purse. When I got outside, he was gone. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy. I lost interest in him quick, so I excused myself to go to the bathroom, hoping to make a run for the hills. As soon as I reached the front door, our server yells out, "I hope you’re not thinking about dining and dashing!" FML
Today, I met up with a guy from a local dating site for coffee. He walked up, looked me over and said "Ummm, no", then walked off. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy I've had a crush on for ages. Midway through the meal, he sighed and said, "I'll be honest, this is a horrible date. You got zero personality and I'm too lazy to do a window escape, so..." He then got up and walked out. FML
Today, I went on a coffee date with a guy I'm interested in. He picked up his phone mid-date to finalize dinner plans with another girl. FML
Today, I emailed the guy I like to ask him on a coffee date. He responded, declining by telling me he never drinks coffee. We met at Starbucks. FML
Today, I had a date with someone I met online. We agreed to meet at a nice restaurant. I got there early, ordered a drink, and waited. And waited. An hour later, I texted to ask where he was. His response? "I’ve been watching you from my car for the last hour. Decided you’re not my type." FML
Today, I went to a coffee shop to meet an online date. I couldn't spot him, so he eventually came up and introduced himself. It seems his on-line picture must have been taken before I was born. I spluttered "This isn't going to work," and promptly scuttled out. FML
Today, I went on a date with this really cute guy from a dating app. He'd set the date and told me where to meet him. We met at a coffee shop, and he was an absolute gentleman. Five minutes after the date, I went to message him that I'd enjoyed myself, only to find he'd blocked me on the app. FML
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spellfire 0
His Polyjuice Potion started to wear off. Odd, it should've lasted for an hour.
Finoewae 0
He probably had diarrhea from the coffee. Don't be so quick to judge.
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Comments (169)
MrFlintstone 5
who dates people they meet online there are some people out there that will harm you if you give them the chance
corme_fml 0
as opposed to dating people you meet in person? cause they surely won't hurt you
yay4felix 0
Maybe he had to poop?
shamille 5
sexiness research results selfgenocide>>>dudeitsdanny
dudeitsdanny 10
I'm flattered I was in the contest? Lmao. Why didn't anyone tell me? =P
dudeitsdanny 10
hey, my profile picture chose the right time to vanish, lmao
shamille 5
because i just made it up
dudeitsdanny 10
I'm still more adorable. Just so ya know =)
NJatTheDisco 5
oh man, when i read this is eriously felt bad for you, but i also thought it was pretty funny as well, youre young you'll get over it. :)
RuralNinja 0
YDI for having a date at starbucks.
Briannatrowers 0
Video-dating is by far the only effective tool to make sure the guy you meet will get along with you. Sites like Reelspark.com and even facebook have video messaging and allow video updates. The camera never lies. He only saw you based on a picture! If you both atleast spoke via webcam you could have found out long ago if there is a connection. best of luck.
comedicreliever 0
That's what you get for starting a conversation with "I want your seed to foster my belly spawn..."
morella_xx 29
And you know this... how? Or are you just regurgitating what you're used to telling your friends when they've scared someone off? Maybe OP is the idiot, and he just had to get away from the inane conversation.
AnarchySocialism 0
you americans have baby hearts. go cry to your papa.
mahona_fml 0
Maybe his spidey sences were tingling