Today, I was on a date with a guy I met online. After 30 minutes, he abruptly stands up and says he has to leave. He practically ran out of Starbucks to get away from me. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went on an a date with a guy I met online. We were waiting in line at Starbucks when he turned to me and said, "Do you want anything?" Just before I was about to answer, he practically shoved in front of me and paid for himself. The cashier looked more horrified than I did. FML
Today, I planned to go on a date with a man I met online. He came to my apartment to pick me up, and I told him I'd be right out as I grabbed my purse. When I got outside, he was gone. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy. I lost interest in him quick, so I excused myself to go to the bathroom, hoping to make a run for the hills. As soon as I reached the front door, our server yells out, "I hope you’re not thinking about dining and dashing!" FML
Today, I met up with a guy from a local dating site for coffee. He walked up, looked me over and said "Ummm, no", then walked off. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy I've had a crush on for ages. Midway through the meal, he sighed and said, "I'll be honest, this is a horrible date. You got zero personality and I'm too lazy to do a window escape, so..." He then got up and walked out. FML
Today, I went on a coffee date with a guy I'm interested in. He picked up his phone mid-date to finalize dinner plans with another girl. FML
Today, I emailed the guy I like to ask him on a coffee date. He responded, declining by telling me he never drinks coffee. We met at Starbucks. FML
Today, I had a date with someone I met online. We agreed to meet at a nice restaurant. I got there early, ordered a drink, and waited. And waited. An hour later, I texted to ask where he was. His response? "I’ve been watching you from my car for the last hour. Decided you’re not my type." FML
Today, I went to a coffee shop to meet an online date. I couldn't spot him, so he eventually came up and introduced himself. It seems his on-line picture must have been taken before I was born. I spluttered "This isn't going to work," and promptly scuttled out. FML
Today, I went on a date with this really cute guy from a dating app. He'd set the date and told me where to meet him. We met at a coffee shop, and he was an absolute gentleman. Five minutes after the date, I went to message him that I'd enjoyed myself, only to find he'd blocked me on the app. FML
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spellfire 0
His Polyjuice Potion started to wear off. Odd, it should've lasted for an hour.
Finoewae 0
He probably had diarrhea from the coffee. Don't be so quick to judge.
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Comments (169)
Scabbie 0
Maybe he forgot he had to be somewhere?
coredalae 0
Lemon Law. **** yea.
LareBear 0
I agree...a little late on the lemon law, but maybe he's new at it. Lemon law it is.
flacofromny23 0
Damn you that ugly tho?
shiritt 0
maybe he had explosive diarrhea, in that case, we'll see his post soon enough.
killjoy2727 0
epic ownage
heyred 11
Why is this an FML? You dodged a bullet!
tyheron 0
YDI for taking him out for coffee instead of making it yourself in the kitchen where you belong. Stay in the kitchen next time and lock the doors. Then your next date can't run away from you.
bfffness 0
if it took him 30 mins, it means he didn't leave you because you're ugly, but because you're hella annoying / boring. look on the bright side, at least he didn't leave within 30 secs of meeting you.
Thisbe_fml 0
Don't worry about it, OP. You don't want a relationship of any kind from the sort of asshole that does that.
MagnoliaFrog 0
maybe he had the diarrhea
The_Brain_fml 3
You're french, aren't you?