Today, I was on a date with a guy I met online. After 30 minutes, he abruptly stands up and says he has to leave. He practically ran out of Starbucks to get away from me. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went on an a date with a guy I met online. We were waiting in line at Starbucks when he turned to me and said, "Do you want anything?" Just before I was about to answer, he practically shoved in front of me and paid for himself. The cashier looked more horrified than I did. FML
Today, I planned to go on a date with a man I met online. He came to my apartment to pick me up, and I told him I'd be right out as I grabbed my purse. When I got outside, he was gone. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy. I lost interest in him quick, so I excused myself to go to the bathroom, hoping to make a run for the hills. As soon as I reached the front door, our server yells out, "I hope you’re not thinking about dining and dashing!" FML
Today, I met up with a guy from a local dating site for coffee. He walked up, looked me over and said "Ummm, no", then walked off. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy I've had a crush on for ages. Midway through the meal, he sighed and said, "I'll be honest, this is a horrible date. You got zero personality and I'm too lazy to do a window escape, so..." He then got up and walked out. FML
Today, I went on a coffee date with a guy I'm interested in. He picked up his phone mid-date to finalize dinner plans with another girl. FML
Today, I emailed the guy I like to ask him on a coffee date. He responded, declining by telling me he never drinks coffee. We met at Starbucks. FML
Today, I had a date with someone I met online. We agreed to meet at a nice restaurant. I got there early, ordered a drink, and waited. And waited. An hour later, I texted to ask where he was. His response? "I’ve been watching you from my car for the last hour. Decided you’re not my type." FML
Today, I went to a coffee shop to meet an online date. I couldn't spot him, so he eventually came up and introduced himself. It seems his on-line picture must have been taken before I was born. I spluttered "This isn't going to work," and promptly scuttled out. FML
Today, I went on a date with this really cute guy from a dating app. He'd set the date and told me where to meet him. We met at a coffee shop, and he was an absolute gentleman. Five minutes after the date, I went to message him that I'd enjoyed myself, only to find he'd blocked me on the app. FML
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spellfire 0
His Polyjuice Potion started to wear off. Odd, it should've lasted for an hour.
Finoewae 0
He probably had diarrhea from the coffee. Don't be so quick to judge.
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Comments (169)
motheroffuck 0
i don't think he ran away to get away from you, i mean why would he stick around for 30 minutes then decide he didn't like you? he probably had diarrhea or something.
candy1 0
wait maybe he was just going to fart or something like that but doesn't wanna get embrassed in front of you. maybe he likes you OP:)
father_time 0
I met my wife on the Internet and she is trully amazing and I am blessed to have her as a part of my life...I am 36 now, we got married 2yrs ago after dating for 3yrs.. Internet dating is kinda like sales, the more you put your self out there, the better the odds are that you will find someone who you can connect with... I am very picky and went on 100s of dates. Most of them were fun and even though they may have not worked out, I still had a lot of fun meeting new people and a few of them are still freinds with me today. The great thing is you don't really have to worry about seeing that person again. (for the most part)
Sheslikeheroin 0
Give him credit for even spending 30 minutes with a fat girl. Poor guy I hope nobody saw him.
blacklight302 0
the kitchen will still be there for u
livingdeadgirl9 0
The sexist jokes are ridiculous. If this was a man OP speaking about a date with a woman, you wouldn't be bashing him. Just immature. We don't know what happened. maybe he did have diarrhea as others have said or maybe he just wasn't into her and was too rude to just say it. who knows. sucks, OP, but who wants someone who bails on you like that? The search for mr. right continues...
riley1993 0
are you ugly?
mckkayua 0
how do u know that he was trying to get away from u?
ragsy 7
That was probably the first word he got in after 30 minutes.
molter99 0
put down the fork, hit the gym and then maybe the guys won't run from u.. o and make me some damn dinner while ur at it, try not to eat it all