Today, I was on a date with a guy I met online. After 30 minutes, he abruptly stands up and says he has to leave. He practically ran out of Starbucks to get away from me. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went on an a date with a guy I met online. We were waiting in line at Starbucks when he turned to me and said, "Do you want anything?" Just before I was about to answer, he practically shoved in front of me and paid for himself. The cashier looked more horrified than I did. FML
Today, I planned to go on a date with a man I met online. He came to my apartment to pick me up, and I told him I'd be right out as I grabbed my purse. When I got outside, he was gone. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy. I lost interest in him quick, so I excused myself to go to the bathroom, hoping to make a run for the hills. As soon as I reached the front door, our server yells out, "I hope you’re not thinking about dining and dashing!" FML
Today, I met up with a guy from a local dating site for coffee. He walked up, looked me over and said "Ummm, no", then walked off. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy I've had a crush on for ages. Midway through the meal, he sighed and said, "I'll be honest, this is a horrible date. You got zero personality and I'm too lazy to do a window escape, so..." He then got up and walked out. FML
Today, I went on a coffee date with a guy I'm interested in. He picked up his phone mid-date to finalize dinner plans with another girl. FML
Today, I emailed the guy I like to ask him on a coffee date. He responded, declining by telling me he never drinks coffee. We met at Starbucks. FML
Today, I had a date with someone I met online. We agreed to meet at a nice restaurant. I got there early, ordered a drink, and waited. And waited. An hour later, I texted to ask where he was. His response? "I’ve been watching you from my car for the last hour. Decided you’re not my type." FML
Today, I went to a coffee shop to meet an online date. I couldn't spot him, so he eventually came up and introduced himself. It seems his on-line picture must have been taken before I was born. I spluttered "This isn't going to work," and promptly scuttled out. FML
Today, I went on a date with this really cute guy from a dating app. He'd set the date and told me where to meet him. We met at a coffee shop, and he was an absolute gentleman. Five minutes after the date, I went to message him that I'd enjoyed myself, only to find he'd blocked me on the app. FML
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spellfire 0
His Polyjuice Potion started to wear off. Odd, it should've lasted for an hour.
Finoewae 0
He probably had diarrhea from the coffee. Don't be so quick to judge.
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Comments (169)
mkylem 0
How did you know that he stood up THEN said that he had to leave?
Kukua 5
Um....what?!?!? It says it right in the post that he stood up then said he had to leave. And how does she know that's what he did? Um, maybe cuz SHE WAS THERE! What a moronic question.
marc33 0
ha ha ha de most stupid question ever!! ur dumb asss lol
sergio50150 0
your lame ha ha ha ha ha
corme_fml 0
mine lame?
indigo1 0
it's not you. it's him.
jonnyplayzaguita 0
ownd
JunoB 0
You dodged a bullet. Anyone who would act like that, you don't WANT to be around.
CallMeHush 1
He sharted and didn't want to be embarrassed.
cabbagez 0
... :x
fretforyerlatte 0
exactly what i was thinking. i bet he sharted.
geordieboysgirl 0
He must have a complete lack of social skill and/or some emotional problems and/or unresolved fears. There is no justification to behave so badly, even if you had lied out your behind about everything, so don't blame yourself. He's just one more frog that will help you appreciate a good man when he comes along.
buggybeauty 0
16- it's spelled MORON. welcome to the club!
aback 5
Sounds like he was off his meds.
candy1 0
at least he tried for 30 mins, you must be really suck
time4coffee 3
YDI not for getting dumped but for expecting online stuff to be the same in reallife. Doesn't always happen-actually usually doesn't