Today, I was naked on top of my boyfriend looking lovingly into his eyes. He then started to use my boobs as punching bags while singing "Eye of the Tiger". FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. After removing my underwear, he started singing "In the jungle, the mighty jungle..." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were fooling around in bed, when suddenly, he turned to me and started playing with my breasts as if they were turn tables and he was the DJ. FML
Today, I was laying in bed with my boyfriend. He started caressing me, his eyes were closed, and he said, “I love touching your boobs.” Which was actually a roll of fat on my stomach. FML
Today, I was laying on the bed, naked, waiting for my boyfriend to come home since we haven't had sex in almost a month. Hearing him come in, I struck my sexiest pose. He walked into our room and tossed his backpack at me. Not only did we not have sex, his backpack gave me a black eye. FML
Today, I was enjoying a romantic cuddle on the couch with my boyfriend, when he suddenly decided to lift up my shirt, stick his face into my boobs, and go all Darth Vader on me. This included heavy breathing and phrases such as, "Amber... I am your boyfriend." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting heated. We were having a lot of fun until I decided I wanted to be on top. He instantly got soft. FML
Today, while making love to my boyfriend, I noticed that instead of looking at me, he was admiring himself in the mirror. FML
Today, while making out with my boyfriend, I slightly opened my eyes during it and saw him with his eyes wide open, watching TV. FML
Today, it was the first time my boyfriend saw me naked. He grabbed my breasts and began to sing, "I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts." He's 22. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 5 years thought it would be funny to squat above my head completely naked while I was sleeping. When I woke up, his asshole and ball sack was in my face. FML
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sallen0046 4
So what? Every intimate encounter of your life will not be romantic. If you can't learn to appreciate the playful times, you're going to have serious difficulty hanging on to a boyfriend.
KingDingALing 9
You should do the same thing with his balls, OP.
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Comments (255)
wildman177 0
he is a legend
kindlystfupls 0
I'm sorry, but what the **** is it with bitches on here who whine and complain about the fact that their boyfriend/husband/fiancé has any kind of sense of humor?! You women need to remove the sticks from your asses and learn to laugh at funny/silly/stupid things! I would laugh my socks off if my fiancé did that to me! As long as he wasn't punching hard lol
Raeser 7
Agree with you 100%
dayday14_fml 4
your a fucktard
SophieH14 2
but that's hillarious!!
MAPruett 0
sounds like a thing couples should do ha you shouldn't complain about this tho
pike1346 3
u gotta love that
iewisokwas 0
lmfao
bobbybill0519 7
ydi for having boobs
perdix 31
If your **** are like speed bags, that's awesome! But, if they are like the heavy bag, . . . yuck (too much of a good thing.)
enoughgrace 4
That's pretty funny, though if he was actually punching you instead of playing with your breasts I'd feel differently.