Today, I was mugged while on my way to the bookstore. I'd saved up for months to make a mega-purchase of study materials for my major, only for it to be taken away in a few seconds by some lowlife thug. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got mugged. I also got an extra kick in the face for not having money in my wallet. FML
Today, while going to work, I was mugged. On the way back, I was mugged. FML
Today, I got mugged. For an actual mug. FML
Today, I walked to my local McDonald's. I spent the last 7 dollars I had on my meal. As I began to walk back to my dorm, I was mugged. I explained to them I had no money, so they stole my food. FML
Today, while I was walking to my car, I was mugged. Not only did they take my phone, wallet and watch, the extra few minutes taken in my journey meant that when I got to my car, I was given a parking ticket. FML
Today, I got mugged. As the guys who took my purse were about to walk away, my cellphone rang in my pocket. FML
Today, after volunteering all day at the homeless shelter, I was mugged on my way to my car. FML
Today, I got mugged. For my Big Mac. What the fuck? FML
Today, I was mugged on my way to the bus stop. With no money or mobile, I started to panic about the exam I had, and ran the 3.5 miles to get to there. When I staggered up to the building only 20 minutes after the exam started, the university staff wouldn't let me sit it as I couldn't prove my identity. FML
Today, I got mugged. I almost felt sorry for him: he got a $15 cell phone, a frozen debit card, a credit card with only $50 of credit left on it, and no cash. FML
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Top comments
aimdya 5
It doesnt matter what OP coulda or shoulda done, there are a lot of reasons why they were carrying cash instead of having it in a bank or prepaid card the fact of the matter is they had cash and got mugged now they are screwed cause they can't buy the shit they need for school, if it was me i'd be pissed. Those of you that say YDI are asshats
kingtz 6
Next time, roll up your money, put it in a tube and carry the tube in your rectum.
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Comments (156)
kici 10
that sucks, but why not get your books from the library which is free...and libraries do special orders for people too.
Jonah171 12
It's called a bank.
MissKelly8D 0
that sucks! fyl op! hope you find some money!
ncvolley123 8
advice: always sieve a car if there's a possibility of being mugged.
11colio11 4
What makes you think that OP has a car? If that's even what you are saying. Seriously, what does it mean to "sieve" a car? I am confuzzled.
Kar98 6
So you're buying your books in the middle of the semester?
NextBigThing5044 0
This is like the third submitted FML on being mugged. The world is F'd up man.
abasio 1
Should have used Amazon.
GodofRandom 0
Maaaan.... that sucks. I feel sorry for you, but there IS a such thing as a bank account.
Schiffy 18
Checks do wonders, they can't be used without an owner's signature. If they're stolen, they're worthless.
dkm94 0
well puss fight bac