Today, I was messing around on my laptop by drawing on the screen with a marker pen. When it came time to clean it off, it wouldn't budge. Now I have a full beard and mustache etched permanently on my computer screen. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I saw a spot on my computer screen. I tried to use my finger to rub it off. Then, I tried using my nail. Then I tried to windex it off. I continued scratching at it with my nail. A half hour and one scratched screen later, I realized the spot was part of the webpage I was looking at. FML
Today, I worked for three hours writing very neat notes with one of those pens that erase. I felt very accomplished, so decided to share it on Facebook. I brought my computer over to my lap on top of my notes. Turns out heat from laptops smudges ink from eraseable pens. I can't read my notes. FML
Today, I left the living room for 3 minutes to make a coffee. When I went back, my 4-year old had found a permanent marker, God knows where, since I don't own a permanent marker. She'd then drawn on her face, the carpet, wall, sofa, both dogs and as an added bonus the TV screen. FML
Today, I cleaned my computer screen for the first time in ages. When I turned it on a few hours later, I spent an embarrassing amount of time trying to figure out why the brightness was suddenly so painfully high. FML
Today, I was fixing some photos for a client. I spent 20 minutes trying to Photoshop an unusual black dot out of a picture. Only then did I discover it was a black dot on my computer screen. FML
Today, I was idly scratching gunk off the common computer while waiting for a meeting to start. It wasn't until the end that I realized it was dried snot. FML
Today, my 7 year old daughter decided to use my laptop without my permission. She accidentally got SpaghettiOs on the screen, then used the hard side of a sponge, filled with soapy water, to scrub both the keyboard and screen of my laptop to clean it off so Mommy wouldn't know. FML
Today, I ruined my computer screen trying to kill a fly. FML
Today, I was sitting at the computer when this really annoying fly kept landing on the keyboard. After a while, I took the bottom of a pen and squished it. Twenty minutes later I absentmindedly started chewing at the bottom of the pen. FML
Today, I woke up to the faint memory of being drunk enough to draw dicks on my own face in permanent marker. FML
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YaLubluTebya 0
wow who would draw on their computer
lostfaithinpppl 19
How's this not 100% YDI??????
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Comments (267)
NeatNit 33
Think before you cat, man. Think before you act. * I know that the OP is female, but couldn't find a good female replacement for 'dude'. ;D
tpike1296 11
"Think before you cat."...wow
Woodsy007 0
totally something I would do, but only I'd put the computer in the sink to wash off the marker...
emotive_fml 0
In the sink? Really?? Why don't you leave it plugged in while you are washing it and then you could have a nice electro-shock therapy session to go with it. Sorry OP, but I have to say YDI but everyone makes mistakes. I use rubbing alcohol on my laptop screen. I only do that because it has a good screen that can take the alcohol on it. My best advice would be to call the tech number for the computer. I hope you get it fixed. :) Computers are expensive and a bitch to replace.
candymaker1 0
wow, how ******* stupid do u have to be?? and to not reliaze its permament marker? I hope u never breed. you're a true ******* idiot and ydi. you are the weakest link
lovebearrr 0
WOW. Are you the dad of the girl who thinks blueberries are peas holding their breath? Please, don't reproduce.
5t3ff1k4h 47
...OP is a female.
lovebearrr 0
I just realized that. XD My bad. (: **are you the sister of the girl
tyler_420 0
hahahahahahahahahahahaha
czarbennus2 0
dumbass
Carly296 0
Sometimes LYSOL works on permanent marker!!!!
radek1994 0
No surprise, the OP is a woman.
ridder215 7
OP = dumb ****.
happy_dino 6
Ydi for drawing on your laptop... My 7 year young sister knows better!!! Dipshit... >.<
civic_stud_94 0
how in your right mind can you honestly do that and think it'll come off???