Today, I was meeting my girlfriend's parents for the first time. She warned me they were a little weird. Right when we walked in the door, her parents were there to greet us...in the nude. Apparently this constitutes as a LITTLE weird. They both hugged me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my parents. They thought it would be funny to pretend that they're nudists. FML
Today, I finally invited my girlfriend over to meet my oddball parents. The first words out of my dad's mouth were, "So, you're the silly girl who agreed to date my dickhead son." It went downhill from there. FML
Today, I met my girlfriend's parents for the first time. We got on the discussion of animals, and I showed them a picture of my cat on my phone. Being a touchscreen, when her father grabbed it, it changed picture. To a picture of my girlfriend, fully nude. FML
Today, I was hooking up with my girlfriend when her dad knocked on the clear door that leads to the room. About 5 minutes later both of her parents came in to give us the "talk" which included the first time her parents did it. In detail. FML
Today, I met my girlfriend's father for the first time, and from what I'd heard he's super strict and uptight. I go in for the firm handshake after introducing myself while looking him in the eyes and I accidentally grabbed his junk. FML
Today, I went over to my girlfriend's house. She'd told me not to ring the doorbell and just come in so that I wouldn't wake her dad up. As I walked upstairs, her father walked out of the bathroom naked. We locked eyes. I can't get the image out of my head. FML
Today, I met my girlfriend's parents for the first time. As I shook her father's hand, he squeezed with an ungodly amount of force, leaned in with a smile, and murmured that my balls will be the next thing he'll crush if his daughter ever complains about me. FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. I thought everything went well, until I got a text from him later saying, "Come on mom, she isn't THAT bad." FML
Today, my girlfriend met my parents for the first time. The first thing my mom said to my girlfriend was, "Honey, are you ok? You look like you got hives." FML
Today, my parents met my girlfriend's parents for the first time. They not only brought along embarrassing childhood photos of myself, they'd 'accidentally' placed an intimate photo of me and my ex-girlfriend with them. That was their subtle way of telling everyone they prefered my ex. FML
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RichardPencil 32
Today, my daughter brought her new boyfriend to our home. Turns out he’s a neurotic, tight-ass, fully-clothed asshole with body-shame issues who doesn’t like hugs. FML.
Puria 6
Don't get me wrong you've had it tough but I think this a more of a FML moment for your girlfriend. ??
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Comments (17)
jfsiv 17
If your girlfriend thinks that's just a little weird, then she's likely to be a freak in the sheets! Go you!
Puria 6
Don't get me wrong you've had it tough but I think this a more of a FML moment for your girlfriend. ??
RichardPencil 32
Today, my daughter brought her new boyfriend to our home. Turns out he’s a neurotic, tight-ass, fully-clothed asshole with body-shame issues who doesn’t like hugs. FML.
Daniel Vitacolonna 6
How's the mom? Close to the daughter in looks? ?
Lemou_fml 25
Americans are so prude.
mattyiscool123 26
At least we shave
davecross 11
I would have dumped her right there and left. That's a little to weird/crazy for me!!!
Glowworm56 27
Well now we know how you feel about nudity. It left you a little cold.
chessu 21
As much as this sucks, I hope this won't change your opinion of your girlfriend as she obviously has no say in this.
gobiteme2 34
At least they weren't hiding anything from you.
Lobby_Bee 18
Its not so bad, it's not like they requested you to get naked with them. Did they?