Today, I was meeting my girlfriend's parents for the first time. She warned me they were a little weird. Right when we walked in the door, her parents were there to greet us...in the nude. Apparently this constitutes as a LITTLE weird. They both hugged me. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my parents. They thought it would be funny to pretend that they're nudists. FML
Today, I finally invited my girlfriend over to meet my oddball parents. The first words out of my dad's mouth were, "So, you're the silly girl who agreed to date my dickhead son." It went downhill from there. FML
Today, I met my girlfriend's parents for the first time. We got on the discussion of animals, and I showed them a picture of my cat on my phone. Being a touchscreen, when her father grabbed it, it changed picture. To a picture of my girlfriend, fully nude. FML
Today, I was hooking up with my girlfriend when her dad knocked on the clear door that leads to the room. About 5 minutes later both of her parents came in to give us the "talk" which included the first time her parents did it. In detail. FML
Today, I met my girlfriend's father for the first time, and from what I'd heard he's super strict and uptight. I go in for the firm handshake after introducing myself while looking him in the eyes and I accidentally grabbed his junk. FML
Today, I went over to my girlfriend's house. She'd told me not to ring the doorbell and just come in so that I wouldn't wake her dad up. As I walked upstairs, her father walked out of the bathroom naked. We locked eyes. I can't get the image out of my head. FML
Today, I met my girlfriend's parents for the first time. As I shook her father's hand, he squeezed with an ungodly amount of force, leaned in with a smile, and murmured that my balls will be the next thing he'll crush if his daughter ever complains about me. FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. I thought everything went well, until I got a text from him later saying, "Come on mom, she isn't THAT bad." FML
Today, my girlfriend met my parents for the first time. The first thing my mom said to my girlfriend was, "Honey, are you ok? You look like you got hives." FML
Today, my parents met my girlfriend's parents for the first time. They not only brought along embarrassing childhood photos of myself, they'd 'accidentally' placed an intimate photo of me and my ex-girlfriend with them. That was their subtle way of telling everyone they prefered my ex. FML
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RichardPencil 32
Today, my daughter brought her new boyfriend to our home. Turns out he’s a neurotic, tight-ass, fully-clothed asshole with body-shame issues who doesn’t like hugs. FML.
Puria 6
Don't get me wrong you've had it tough but I think this a more of a FML moment for your girlfriend. ??
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Comments (17)
Luke16eirb7deneuwn1 20
why can't your gf be more like them?
WeirdUS 30
At least she's aware that it could be uncomfortable to most ,but a little weird would be putting it mildly. Amongst themselves and those that know them fine but for a stranger?
Firestar268 25
At least she warned you
saberjpg 6
It's abnormal, but not really a bad thing. They are either messing with you, or they are comfortable being naked. I wouldn't judge them. It's not like they are hurting anybody. Love them for who they are. Ask questions to help you understand their way of life.
Ric Gray 10
today I was watching old episodes of family guy, and decided to use one for fml. I hope nobody watched that one too.
brianormsby60 10
But is her mom hot?
SaltyLurker 10
Well, what better way to defuse intimidation from her Dad