Today, I was meeting my boyfriend's family for the first time. The minute I stepped in the door his mother hit me in the face and kicked me out because I was "the slut her husband cheated on her with." My older sister and I look much alike. Too much alike. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house to meet his parents. Right when I arrived, his little sister said, "She's a lot fatter than you said!" FML
Today, my friend called to say my boyfriend was at a diner with another woman. I immediately went and caught them in a deep conversation. I slapped him and yelled "Who's this bitch!?" It turns out she's his half sister. FML
Today, I went to my step-sister's for family dinner. Her husband was really drunk and openly hit on me in front of most of my family. I nonchalantly ignored his advances. Later, my step-mom said it would not have happened if I didn't dress like a skank. FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. His mom stared at me throughout dinner before finally blurting out, "I'm sorry, I can't get past the fact that you look just like his ex!" It turns out I do. FML
Today, I was going on a date with my girlfriend. When I took her home, her sister came to the door. I used to date her sister and I didn't know they were related. My girlfriend realized this, then kicked me in the crotch. FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's adoptive family. There was his mom and several brothers, one of whom tried to hit on me. They tried to convince my boyfriend to break up with me, and his mom told me I'll probably get knocked up by the brother who hit on me. FML
Today, my sister told me her ex-boyfriend abused her and I went to go confront him. Turns out, she lied because he dumped her after she cheated on him. I got my ass kicked. FML
Today, at dinner with my boyfriend and my family, my mother had too much to drink and asked my boyfriend how I was in bed with the purpose of embarrassing me. His reply? "Not as good as her sister." His defense? "It was only one time." FML
Today, I saw my older sister for the first time in three years. We hadn't spoke since I found out that she was the woman my college boyfriend left me for. Unfortunately, our reunion was fueled by her two-year-old son's desire to meet his dad. My husband. FML
Today, some girl punched me in the face and left a huge purple bruise. Apparently, her boyfriend has been cheating on her with me, because she always sees him walking me home. Her boyfriend is my older brother, who didn't bother telling her who I was, because he "wanted to see what she would do." FML
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TheOnlyMizLiv 22
Why wouldn't your boyfriend have cleared that up?
buckeyed 20
Were you aware of that situation prior to this? If your boyfriend means a lot to you, have a sit down with his mother once she's calmed down, and hopefully you can get things resolved. Good luck!
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Comments (85)
valwojazz 11
Like father, like son.
beneathitallxx 15
She had no right to hit you. I would have ****** her up!
chuckcloninger 12
How amazing that you were not able to foresee that such a meeting might be slightly uncomfortable at its best. Your slutty sister runs off with this woman's husband and you're expecting a warm welcome? I also can't understand her son wanting to get involved with you given your sisters behavior. Frankly it all sounds like some episode of a trailer trash TV show. You're lucky to have walked outa there with all your teeth. But you can't manage to put yourself in her place for a moment?
holly_fly 34
Again... She probably didn't know.
hannahsnyder69 16
This whole situation just sounds like an FML
fleur_de_fevrier_fml 23
I don't understand why a woman who has been cheated on calls the other girl "a ****". The asshole in the story is the husband who strays. It is not always the case but it happens really often that the "mistress" is not even aware that the guy is married.
AloysiusWeasley 15
@67: No, they almost all know or suspect that he already has someone, but either doesn't care or gets her rocks off stealing someone from someone else. They have entire websites devoted to that disgusting pastime.
worldclassrager 41
I know how that feels...but really I think that should have been cleared up...
avapaige1234 19
A husband who cheated on her and a son who has a gf that loks like the other woman? More like f her life.
cetlawizard 15
Just curious as to how/when/where your sister met your bf's dad....did you not know about this?
Ivacj88 3
did your bf tell her the truth
graceinsheepwear 34
And have similar taste in men too, that father/son gene pool