Today, I was meeting my boyfriend's family for the first time. The minute I stepped in the door his mother hit me in the face and kicked me out because I was "the slut her husband cheated on her with." My older sister and I look much alike. Too much alike. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house to meet his parents. Right when I arrived, his little sister said, "She's a lot fatter than you said!" FML
Today, my friend called to say my boyfriend was at a diner with another woman. I immediately went and caught them in a deep conversation. I slapped him and yelled "Who's this bitch!?" It turns out she's his half sister. FML
Today, I went to my step-sister's for family dinner. Her husband was really drunk and openly hit on me in front of most of my family. I nonchalantly ignored his advances. Later, my step-mom said it would not have happened if I didn't dress like a skank. FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. His mom stared at me throughout dinner before finally blurting out, "I'm sorry, I can't get past the fact that you look just like his ex!" It turns out I do. FML
Today, I was going on a date with my girlfriend. When I took her home, her sister came to the door. I used to date her sister and I didn't know they were related. My girlfriend realized this, then kicked me in the crotch. FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's adoptive family. There was his mom and several brothers, one of whom tried to hit on me. They tried to convince my boyfriend to break up with me, and his mom told me I'll probably get knocked up by the brother who hit on me. FML
Today, my sister told me her ex-boyfriend abused her and I went to go confront him. Turns out, she lied because he dumped her after she cheated on him. I got my ass kicked. FML
Today, at dinner with my boyfriend and my family, my mother had too much to drink and asked my boyfriend how I was in bed with the purpose of embarrassing me. His reply? "Not as good as her sister." His defense? "It was only one time." FML
Today, I saw my older sister for the first time in three years. We hadn't spoke since I found out that she was the woman my college boyfriend left me for. Unfortunately, our reunion was fueled by her two-year-old son's desire to meet his dad. My husband. FML
Today, some girl punched me in the face and left a huge purple bruise. Apparently, her boyfriend has been cheating on her with me, because she always sees him walking me home. Her boyfriend is my older brother, who didn't bother telling her who I was, because he "wanted to see what she would do." FML
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TheOnlyMizLiv 22
Why wouldn't your boyfriend have cleared that up?
buckeyed 20
Were you aware of that situation prior to this? If your boyfriend means a lot to you, have a sit down with his mother once she's calmed down, and hopefully you can get things resolved. Good luck!
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Comments (85)
Fedezzer 20
I'm sorry, but a YDI on this one, did you not consider all the negative outcomes that could have come from dating the son of your sisters 'lover'? I know it's possible that you were dating beforehand, but you probably would've met her parents a while ago if that were true.
RedPillSucks 33
She probably didn't know
perdix 31
If you look a lot like your sister, don't you think your boyfriend's dad is going to have an unhealthy interest in you? Guys like to keep going back to the well, so to speak, even to something that looks a lot like the original well. ;)
maximus_prime 24
Wait until OPs mum comes into the picture, if she has any resemblance to her daughters, bf dads head is going to spin like Linda Blair's head in the Exorcist.
amehta 4
Way to go Sis !!!!
dead_insects 18
hit first, ask questions later eh?
caligirllife 11
Regardless of whether or not it was you, you probably shouldn't be involved with that family if your sister already was. It makes things awkward and a little gross
yellohgawd 3
oh boy.... take this incident as an excuse to dump the looney family.
TheyCallMeDamien 18
This sounds like a Springer moment. And the Father and Son obviously have a type.
clixed 12
What are the odds!
MrZsDad 19
You sure you aren't making a porno? I not I can only imagine the things your boyfriend is going to ask you to do in the sack lol
Cazz91 21
I will probably get thumbed down for this but here I go. Personally, I would file assault charges against your boyfriends mother. Just because you were mistaken for someone else doesn't give her the right to act out violently regardless for her reasons on confusing you for someone else. Yes it is her property but for example; do you decide to smoke a police officer in the face after answering your door because they looked like someone who wronged you? No, you usually don't unless you're that crazy. It doesn't make it right if you were in uniform or not to hit someone. The only time physical violence at a home should be allowed is if that person was defending themselves or their property from other jerks like thieves. What your boyfriends mother did to you was completely unacceptable. She should be ashamed of herself. If for some reason you feel the need to beat the crap out of someone for ruining your marriage then you better be damn sure on the person before you start shit up. Just saying.