Today, I was meeting my boyfriend's family for the first time. The minute I stepped in the door his mother hit me in the face and kicked me out because I was "the slut her husband cheated on her with." My older sister and I look much alike. Too much alike. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house to meet his parents. Right when I arrived, his little sister said, "She's a lot fatter than you said!" FML
Today, my friend called to say my boyfriend was at a diner with another woman. I immediately went and caught them in a deep conversation. I slapped him and yelled "Who's this bitch!?" It turns out she's his half sister. FML
Today, I went to my step-sister's for family dinner. Her husband was really drunk and openly hit on me in front of most of my family. I nonchalantly ignored his advances. Later, my step-mom said it would not have happened if I didn't dress like a skank. FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. His mom stared at me throughout dinner before finally blurting out, "I'm sorry, I can't get past the fact that you look just like his ex!" It turns out I do. FML
Today, I was going on a date with my girlfriend. When I took her home, her sister came to the door. I used to date her sister and I didn't know they were related. My girlfriend realized this, then kicked me in the crotch. FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's adoptive family. There was his mom and several brothers, one of whom tried to hit on me. They tried to convince my boyfriend to break up with me, and his mom told me I'll probably get knocked up by the brother who hit on me. FML
Today, my sister told me her ex-boyfriend abused her and I went to go confront him. Turns out, she lied because he dumped her after she cheated on him. I got my ass kicked. FML
Today, at dinner with my boyfriend and my family, my mother had too much to drink and asked my boyfriend how I was in bed with the purpose of embarrassing me. His reply? "Not as good as her sister." His defense? "It was only one time." FML
Today, I saw my older sister for the first time in three years. We hadn't spoke since I found out that she was the woman my college boyfriend left me for. Unfortunately, our reunion was fueled by her two-year-old son's desire to meet his dad. My husband. FML
Today, some girl punched me in the face and left a huge purple bruise. Apparently, her boyfriend has been cheating on her with me, because she always sees him walking me home. Her boyfriend is my older brother, who didn't bother telling her who I was, because he "wanted to see what she would do." FML
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TheOnlyMizLiv 22
Why wouldn't your boyfriend have cleared that up?
buckeyed 20
Were you aware of that situation prior to this? If your boyfriend means a lot to you, have a sit down with his mother once she's calmed down, and hopefully you can get things resolved. Good luck!
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Comments (85)
feelingold 18
Just think how fun the family Christmas will be....
Catkam623 27
I can't wait for the family reunions just make sure to film for us
kathryn14 19
This fml is too creepy. I wouldn't go near your boyfriend's dad, if you two look that much alike.
Slahblah7 5
I agree!
WonkeyDonkey 10
Small world huh? LOL It's BS that you're copping your sisters Karma :|
buckeyed 20
I'm not sure if it's a "small world" when she's related to her...and I think karma has to come back around to her sister, not OP.
thanhmaaai 9
Well that was not very nice of his mom but I sure do understand her frustration, although hitting you in the face is not how she's going to solve her problem especially since you are NOT your sister. :/ Just have a talk with her OP and hopefully, she will understand or maybe she'll just hit you again for "lying".... Good Luck OP :s
ShakeDisPlace 10
You might have to give your sister a whoopin OP!
cuppycakeslove 20
Christmas time will be so entertaining!
jackiemora 18
That sucks OP hopefully that's the only bad/slutty thing your sister has done, otherwise you must have a hard life in her shadow :/
perdix 31
If his dad ran away with your sister, she could end up being your mother-in-law. Run away!! Run Away!!!
RedPillSucks 33
If OP marries the BF and the sister marries the dad, then the sister would be the mother in law and OPs new husband would be her step-uncle/brother???
holly_fly 34
That's a mindf***er to follow, but seriously O.o
oohmylaila 8
lmao that's horrible