Today, I was making out with my boyfriend and he tried to put his hand inside my pants. I didn't want it to be that easy so I denied, but he insisted a lot and I finally let him. He started to sing "We Are The Champions." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. After removing my underwear, he started singing "In the jungle, the mighty jungle..." FML
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend and he was moving his hand from his thigh to my chest but on the way he sort of squeezed my stomach. When I asked him why he did that, he told me that "his fingers got stuck under my roll." FML
Today, I was trying to take my shirt off. It was an awkward fit, so I had to basically wrestle it for five minutes. The kicker was that I was giving my boyfriend a striptease. He laughed so hard and for so long that we never had sex. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got intimate. It was his first time, which I guess explains him sticking his hand down my panties and practically bitch-slapping my vagina for the next 20 or 30 seconds. I stupidly faked an orgasm just to get him to stop. Now he thinks he's some kind of sex god. FML
Today, I was riding in the car with my boyfriend. While he was driving, I held out my hand as an offer for him to hold it. Instead, he grabs me by the wrist and shoves my hand down his pants. Lovely. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's apartment. He started coming on to me so I pushed him away and said, "No chance." He said "Well, I'm horny, so I'm gonna take care of it myself. Can you go home now?" FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting heated. We were having a lot of fun until I decided I wanted to be on top. He instantly got soft. FML
Today, while having sex, my boyfriend started singing the Star Wars theme song as he entered his penis into me. FML
Today, I was naked on top of my boyfriend looking lovingly into his eyes. He then started to use my boobs as punching bags while singing "Eye of the Tiger". FML
Today, I was lying on my bed with my boyfriend. I didn't really want to have sex so I told him I would if he really wanted too, but I wouldn't enjoy it. He then started to undo my pants. FML
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Top comments
Ninjaface 0
Wow, your boyfriend found a keeper. You're easy, but provide the illusion of his having accomplished something by getting in his pants! In other words, he had your pussy and ate it too.
JassyJas 2
so do i... oh OP youre bf is FUNNY more of a fhl because his gf doesnt think so
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Comments (101)
isacn187 0
i think she labled herself queen beacause of the song, not b/c she thinks shes queen
SweetestSin 4
no shit #10 apparently you failed to see the humor
splatt 0
cuz a lot of shit ppl try and pass as humor isn't fkin funny!
harryc_fml 0
there's no humor in your comment. why? you have a ******.
pleasesendcash 0
What's with the people who are calling her easy? I mean, the OP never said how long they had been dating... FYL
g3rusz 6
I fail to see the FML here. OP, ease up a bit, your BF is just trying to be funny.
SweetestSin 4
#15 i am beginning to see that :-/
ughfuck1234 0
Maybe you should become funny.
grampa_pubes666 0
I would be like ok ****** we're done so go sing ur songs while you **** a cactice
KristaDarling 0
Cactus :]
bbzbbz 0
you are as easy as you think
xdrumkid101x 0
Wow. Way to not have a sense of humor.
coffee_addict7 0
A guy stuck his hand down your pants, at your consent, and had a sense of humor about it... If this is an FML, I wish my life were ******.
Spac3Ghost 0
#20 has the most sensible comment here =) + your boyfriend rocks!!!!! hahahaha =) sounds like something i'd do =) in fact... i will =) hahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!! i can picture the expression on your face =) =) "oh god!! Thats it melvin!! wait.. what the f..!?" =D
Sortyourlifeout 0
That was painful to read. Shhh..
perdix 31
He chose that song because when he finally touched you "down there," he found that it was "no bed of roses, no pleasure cruise."