Today, I was looking through my boyfriends phone, when I found a naked picture of myself. Too bad I haven't sent him any. Ever. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found a bunch of half-naked girls saved in my boyfriend's phone, and only a handful of the pics were of me. FML
Today, I was feeling a little racy and decided to send my boyfriend some naked pictures of myself. He responded, "That's OK, but does your face have to be in them?" FML
Today, I found nudes on my boyfriend's phone. We've been together 14 years. They weren't of me. FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a nude picture. I would have been fine with it if he hadn't taken it in his ex-girlfriend's room. FML
Today, my boyfriend was extremely angry. He found a naked photograph of me online that he thought I'd been sending to other guys. It wasn't me. FML
Today, I found out that in the three years I've been dating my boyfriend, his parents have secretly been going through all of his emails, including the ones I've sent him with "sexy" pictures attached. I can't look his parents in the eye without being reminded that they've both seen me naked. FML
Today, my girlfriend sent me a naked picture of herself and I wish she hadn't. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend had his phone taken away by his dad for this past week. I have been sending him naked photos and other naughty things this entire week, or so I thought. FML
Today, I tried to show my boyfriend's mom a picture of my prom dress on my phone. She scrolled to the right to find a picture of her son, naked. FML
Today, I tried to send my boyfriend a sexy picture. I took a close up picture of my face, and, trying to be sexy, had my naked body reflected on a mirror in the background. First thing he replied was, "Who the hell is that guy in the background?" FML
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zachjack 0
SEX IS GREAT!
papernapkin 0
130: You're a jerk. Women have a right to their own damn bodies. If he's creepily taking pictures when she's asleep or something, that is a crazily ridiculous invasion of her privacy. Don't normalize mistreatment of women. Also: Rot in hell. To the people saying "at least it was of you", I refer you to the idea that women have a right to their bodies. If a **** star or someone wants to be giving out naked pictures, that is her right to do so. If you do NOT give consent, IT IS NOT OKAY. I would rather find **** on my boyfriend's phone than something so creepy and objectifying.
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Ilikepie82479 20
At least it was you and not someone else
GeorgiaBea 28
There are a couple of things at play here. Her consent to have a nude photo of herself was obviously not given. That is a huge violation of trust and respect. Whether the photo was passed to him or he took the photo is irrelevant. She doesn't want him to have it. He should respect that. I don't want people having naked pictures of me- they could end up anywhere. So if he took a secret photo- ew. And if it was forwarded on to him- he should have said something. She shouldn't be going through his phone- but obvs it was justified by what she found.
xRiverSongx 17
You should have respected his privacy.. YDI!
keyofdestiny13 24
YDI for looking through his phone
daemonsparta 16
....at least its you?
Paksenarrion 24
I love how everyone is saying she should have respected his privacy by not going through his phone yet he didn't respect her privacy by taking a nude of her without her permission. It doesn't matter if she is "lucky it was you and not some other chick". Looking through your SO's phone is not something I see as a big deal as long as you have permission. Looking once is a break of trust but can be repaired. A nude? That is grounds for breaking up or him having to earn her trust back for a long time. Nudes have the potential to live on forever while sneaking a peak once, while frowned upon, will not do any long term damage. Doesn't matter if he has seen her naked, a photo can be passed on and used against her forever and if she doesn't feel comfortable with giving that out to him or anyone ever that is HER choice and HER privacy to be respected.
blakid 10
Remember that time when you went through his phone...
Compass5000 5
So, your boyfriend is a veuyer and you spy on his phone... Sounds like a super healthy relationship...