Today, I was looking in the refrigerator for the chicken I bought four days ago. I finally found it - not in the refrigerator, not in the freezer, but in the trunk of my car, which now smells like a dead animal. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, we found out the god-awful smell in our truck was actually coming from the whole uncooked chicken I thought the store forgot to ring up over two weeks ago. It had fallen out of the bag and under the passenger seat. FML
Today, I found a bag of frozen broccoli in my car boot from when I went shopping 3 days ago. My whole car smells like farts now. FML
Today, I realized that my two year-old likes to help with the groceries. And by help, I mean hide a bag of chicken. It's been two weeks since I went grocery shopping and I still can't find it, but it smells like something died in my house. FML
Today, I got into my car to remember that I left dead fish and waxworms in my car from fishing at the lake yesterday. We unloaded everything but those two stinky things. It was 90 degrees today too. FML
Today, I found the carcass of the frog that got into my house last week. It was a horrifying sight, but not nearly as horrifying as the fact that I found it in my refrigerator. No, I don't know how it got in there either. FML
Today, after frantically searching my house and office and calling every place I'd visited in the last 24 hours, I finally found my phone in my fridge. FML
Today, I walked into my apartment after work, only be to greeted by an awful smell. I searched every inch of the place, convinced something had died. After an hour of searching around, I found the source: a single forgotten boiled egg in one of my backpack's pockets. I will never forget the smell of sulphur or whatever it was. FML
Today, I found a mysterious container in the back of my fridge. I opened it to try and figure out what it was. I still don't know what it was, but now my entire flat smells like it. FML
Today, I realized my wallet was missing right as I went to pay for my groceries. I frantically searched the store, retraced my steps, and finally found it. It was inside a freezer, where I'd apparently placed it in when I was grabbing ice cream five minutes earlier. FML
Today, I spent an hour frantically searching for my car keys, turning the entire apartment upside down. After giving up and calling a locksmith, I found the keys… in the fridge. Because apparently I put my leftover pizza on top of them. FML
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tharrnacker 0
Technically..... it was a dead animal.
DeathMetalJesus 0
hmm, the dead animal somehow wound up smelling like dead animal? how the **** did that happen I wonder?!?!
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Comments (106)
krystalrocks195 0
how do you forget that you have chicken?! first of all your supposed to take EVERYTHING down from the car after you buy things and second of all it's delicious! ydi
Pisslips 0
That chicken got slaughtered just to rot in a human's car trunk. Good job wasting meat.
MoNiCa132 0
that's cuz it us a dead animal
StitchedBear 0
uhm.. it is a dead animal
bigbadtim 7
Here's an idea. Next time you go grocery shopping chech your trunk when you get home to make sure you didn't forget anything .
NicoleMorganX3 0
agreed!! lol lady gaga is a freeeaakk
thatxgirlxthere 0
I remember this fml fro before. wasn't it already posted? oh well, it's still gross
h2opoloplaya 0
hmmm. why would that be? why would a dead animal smell like a dead animal
LaidToRest48 9
But it is a dead animal
laurabev 9
Uh... it IS a dead animal. :/