Today, I was looking in the refrigerator for the chicken I bought four days ago. I finally found it - not in the refrigerator, not in the freezer, but in the trunk of my car, which now smells like a dead animal. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, we found out the god-awful smell in our truck was actually coming from the whole uncooked chicken I thought the store forgot to ring up over two weeks ago. It had fallen out of the bag and under the passenger seat. FML
Today, I found a bag of frozen broccoli in my car boot from when I went shopping 3 days ago. My whole car smells like farts now. FML
Today, I realized that my two year-old likes to help with the groceries. And by help, I mean hide a bag of chicken. It's been two weeks since I went grocery shopping and I still can't find it, but it smells like something died in my house. FML
Today, I got into my car to remember that I left dead fish and waxworms in my car from fishing at the lake yesterday. We unloaded everything but those two stinky things. It was 90 degrees today too. FML
Today, I found the carcass of the frog that got into my house last week. It was a horrifying sight, but not nearly as horrifying as the fact that I found it in my refrigerator. No, I don't know how it got in there either. FML
Today, after frantically searching my house and office and calling every place I'd visited in the last 24 hours, I finally found my phone in my fridge. FML
Today, I walked into my apartment after work, only be to greeted by an awful smell. I searched every inch of the place, convinced something had died. After an hour of searching around, I found the source: a single forgotten boiled egg in one of my backpack's pockets. I will never forget the smell of sulphur or whatever it was. FML
Today, I found a mysterious container in the back of my fridge. I opened it to try and figure out what it was. I still don't know what it was, but now my entire flat smells like it. FML
Today, I realized my wallet was missing right as I went to pay for my groceries. I frantically searched the store, retraced my steps, and finally found it. It was inside a freezer, where I'd apparently placed it in when I was grabbing ice cream five minutes earlier. FML
Today, I spent an hour frantically searching for my car keys, turning the entire apartment upside down. After giving up and calling a locksmith, I found the keys… in the fridge. Because apparently I put my leftover pizza on top of them. FML
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tharrnacker 0
Technically..... it was a dead animal.
DeathMetalJesus 0
hmm, the dead animal somehow wound up smelling like dead animal? how the **** did that happen I wonder?!?!
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Comments (106)
IndigoFuckYou 9
It is a dead animal, It IS a dead animal, IT IS A DEAD ANIMAL, it is a dead animal, It's a dead animal, You guys need to be more creative with your comments.
heythereyouu_fml 3
Well it was already dead... so chances are its gonna stink if u haven't cooked it yet.
getsmart123 4
It is a dead animal
Kat_like_meow 2
Well technically it IS a dead animal...
CallMeBloo 31
Yeah, you really need to be more observant. It's rather like the time I got into my dad's car, nearly retched from the smell, and then realized that there was a gallon jug of milk under one of the seats. IT WAS SOLID. What has been smelled....cannot be un-smelled....
LittleOwl11 3
If you leave a dead animal in your car, your car will start to smell like dead animal.
MissKattt3 2
.... Not to be redundant, but it IS a dead animal. Just extra rotten now.
TurkeySlab 9
I wonder how you get chick thats always alive, even when you're eating it??????? Its a dead animal dum ass thats how you get meat............
missd420 16
I did that once with a carton of eggs. Yuck!
kder0aeon 9
poor chicken. killed for nothing. .