Today, I was looking at my friend's dad's Facebook pictures because he recently posted a status update. I saw him at a bar with some ugly hooker that he was feeling up in almost every picture. After about 10 minutes of ridiculing and laughing at this ugly woman, I realize it's my mom in a wig. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was at the mall with some friends. In the food court we passed by this creepy pervert feeling up a woman. I take a closer look and realize with horror that the guy is my dad in sunglasses and a hat. The lady he was with was not my mom. FML
Today, my dad found the ugliest picture my mom has ever taken. I show it to her laughing. She said it looks like me. I looked again and it kind of does. FML
Today, I was browsing the People of Walmart site, chuckling at all the weirdos on there, when I came across a picture of my mom. FML
Today, my dad finally added me on Facebook, When I looked through his photos, I quickly noticed he'd heavily photoshopped the photos I'm in to make me look prettier. FML
Today, I was showing my hair-do from my high school prom from 10 years ago to a drunk neighbor. He turned to my mom and said, "Wow, she was a beautiful girl back in the day." Right in front of me. FML
Today, I found my dad on a dating website looking for younger girls. My mother and father are "happily" married, well according to her Facebook profile. FML
Today, I posted a picture of me without makeup on Facebook. A "friend" commented, "fuk me thts hideus!!" My dad replied, "Hideous, yes, just like your godawful spelling!" My mom yelled at my dad for agreeing with the guy, and they're still fighting. Meanwhile, my self-esteem is in the gutter. FML
Today, I was at a friend's house when his dad told me that he had Photoshopped his face onto a woman's body. I looked at the photo and said it was gross, disgusting, and weird. Later on, my friend told me that the photo was actually a picture of his dad's twin sister. FML
Today, my mom and I were looking at pictures from the beach. She goes, "That is a REALLY ugly picture of Michelle" (my cousin). The picture was of me. FML
Today, I saw my mom's Facebook profile picture for the first time. It had all of my family members in it. I was cropped out. FML
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Top comments
portablecupid 3
you cant identify your mom when shes wearing a wig? i spose when bugs bunny comes on screen wearing a tube top stuffed with coconuts you think thats a real woman too.
justxmyxluck 0
Either you needa get glasses, or your mom needs to get a better disguise.
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Comments (92)
sexymessy 0
Well that should teach you not to call people names!But i honestly don't know how you couldn't recognize your mom, it was just a wig!
Iwannabetreo 11
Today, my mom was an ugly ****. FML .. No really.. Big deal?
janz 0
facebook doesn't give me that much excitement
jap1198 0
I beg to differ #3!
lor4eto 0
i call bullshit. how can you not recognize your mother for ten whole minutes if she's only wearing a wig ?
uj_fml 4
hannah montana can get away with it!!!
theflamezbegin 0
Unfortunately, she can...
supersyd_77 0
HAHA... that made sense compared to all the other replies :P
Playthismelodyx3 0
agreeed #32
4dakill 0
Did anyone ELSE get that her MOM is SCREWING her FRIENDS DAD.....***** dieeeeeeeee
uj_fml 4
maybe shes single
oopsie_daisy8446 0
Haha FYL. This is great.
bethechange_fml 0
If shes sinlgle then get over it, if she has an affair then....
well_this_sucks 0
haha ouchh that sucks to know that... XD fyl indeed
sweet_katie 0
At least it was your mom in a wig instead of your dad in a wig.
Cloudy_fml 0
Haha, that's what I was going to say!