Today, I was leaving the mall. I Instinctively hit the unlock button on my car keys from across the parking lot. Little did I know I was making it a whole lot easier for the guy breaking into my car. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I couldn't see my car in a crowded car park. I pressed unlock on my keys and saw the lights flash. As I walked over I also saw someone run from my car with an armful of my stuff. FML
Today, I tried to unlock my house's front door by hitting the unlock button on my car keys. It took me some time to realize my mistake. FML
Today, I accidentally left the handbrake off in my car, got out, locked it, and started walking away. Then I heard a loud noise and looked over my shoulder and the car was gone. Of course, it hit the only other car parked in the street. FML
Today, I locked my keys in the car while the car was running because I got out to get the parking ticket attached to my windshield. FML
Today, in a rush to get out of my house to go to a doctor's appointment, I closed the door behind me without having my house or car keys on me. Sadly, it took me less than a minute to break into my own house. FML
Today, I sneaked out of work early. I tripped over my own feet while walking up to my car. As I fell, I managed to hit the panic button on my car keys, setting off my car alarm while I lay flat on the ground in the parking lot. FML
Today, while driving, I realized I had left my phone on top of my car when I was getting in. Panicking, I drove back to look for it. I found it in the middle of the street, still intact. Yay! When I went back to my car, I noticed I had locked my door, and the keys were in the ignition. FML
Today, I was walking to my car from my workplace. When I was about 20 feet from my car, a guy who was clearly on drugs yelled at me and stole my keys and car. Right before leaving the parking lot, he hit a stop sign and then yelled that my car was broken and ran off. FML
Today, I parked my car to go inside to grab my wallet than I'd forgotten. In the short time it took me to do that, someone broke two of my car's windows. FML
Today, while driving home, I realized I forgot my house key. Luckily, when I arrived home, someone had already broken into my house. Guess I didn't need the key. FML
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Top comments
letitbe56 0
Don't unlock your car until you can see it!!! That is common sense 101 my friend.
Kiwi_Splash 0
Thank you for helping our fellow criminals do their jobs much more easily. You are indeed great help to the criminal law enforcement workers. We need more citizens like you.
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Comments (54)
JayTroi 0
LOL YDI for not noticing that shit right away
Kristoffer 35
Look at the bright side, if this applies: At least the ****** didn't have to cause damage to get in. You're saved the cost of repairs, and he would gotten in anyway and stolen whatever he took.
something41 0
I'm going to say this is fake. Most Key Rings have a range of 25 feet.
WonderBlunder 0
Yeah right, as if he gonna break into the car when the owner's returning. Unless the mall parking lot is really deserted AND he see that you're a weakling who won't give a fight.
rockport112 0
That guy is a total Masshole for breaking into your car.
hrrsnsmmns 0
And you couldn't just press the alarm button on your keys? ...But on the other hand, that is a terrifying situation, and you might've been too scared to do anything.
MoobyTheCow 2
FAAAAKE Any thief would have booked it at that point.
Lisimal 7
Hahahahaha This FML reminds me of a youtube video where this idiot is trying to act all cool, jumping on his car while it's in motion and some dude walking by just gets in and drives off.
tay7 0
you deserve it!
yowzerz 5
That's cuz you're an idiot. You don't unlock your car until you're at it, what if it was a killer instead of a robber? Consider yourself dead.