Today, I was lying in bed recovering from a laparoscopy with my dog laying next to me. I fell asleep and later awoke to a burning pain on my incisions. My dog had decided the stitches would be fun to chew on. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I thought it would be fun to tease my dog by standing above her and hitting each of her paws repeatedly. My dog thought it would be fun to jump up and bite at my chest whilst I wasn't wearing a shirt. I just spent four hours in hospital getting my nipple sewn back on. FML
Today, my dog used my stomach as a trampoline to jump onto the couch. I wouldn't have minded so much if I wasn't still recovering from having my appendix removed. FML
Today, I was discharged from the hospital after having scrotal surgery. When I got home, the anesthetic had worn off, but I felt okay. Then my dog jumped up at me, paws slamming straight into my nuts. FML
Today, my dog chewed through his leash, so I had to take him inside to prevent him from running off. I went to bed. I woke up to torn-up blinds, half-ate sandals, and a very, very anxious cat due to my dog running after her and trying to sniff her butt. FML
Today, I took my dog for a basic spay and dental cleaning procedure. When I picked her up from the vet, I was reading through the surgery papers before they sent me away. They'd pulled 29 abscessed teeth and didn’t feel the need to tell me. FML
Today, I was laying with my cat when someone set off a firework next to my window. Now I have stitches and a bed covered in blood. FML
Today, I learned my dog had eaten a roll of vet wrap, which is like a long strip of bandage. I learned this when she tried to pass it in the yard today, and could only do so with my help. It seemed to never end. FML
Today, my dog wanted to go upstairs, but she has stitches and was having trouble. So I carried her to the top, at which point she peed all over my carpet. FML
Today, I got home after a spending a week recovery from surgery. My neighbour had been feeding my cat whilst I was away. Exhausted, I went straight to my bedroom where I soon discovered that my cat had shat on my pillows, duvet, and pyjamas. FML
Today, I realized I was late for work, so I rushed out of bed only to accidentally step onto my dog which then promptly bit my leg and now I'm in the ER. FML
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BurnInDemonFire 39
The pain of incisors on your incisions must be incredible.
real life problems 26
Chew didn't wake up to it right away? Sorry that's terrible I know.
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Comments (24)
Charlie Given 28
So I'm assuming you weren't in a medical facility that is using endoscopy tools and had old school surgery and we're cut along lower abdomen and also a dog's mouth is extremely dirty get that wound cleaned up ASAP.
GrumpyGrinch 23
In defence of the dog it was trying to help you to remove foreign objects from your body. I had a dog that always tried (very gently) to remove my earrings. Too bad that your dog doesn't have the necessary medical qualification, get back to hospital asap.
Davros 12
I'm guessing your dogs either part Apache or named Romero.
faifai_fml 21
Aw bless, your dog probably just thought you had something matted into your fur & needed grooming. Still, that must have been very painful. Sorry to hear about it.
tounces7 28
Dogs, very lovable, and very stupid.