Today, I was laying in bed naked and blindfolded. I told my boyfriend he could do anything he wanted to me. About 30 minutes later I get out of bed and find him in the computer room play World of Warcraft. His friends needed him. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, a guy I like invited me to play video games. Naked. He asked me to show up naked too. I did. He was too busy in a video game raid to even notice. FML
Today, my boyfriend complained all day about being bored, so wanting to cheer him up, I put on some sexy clothes and went to his house. I got on his bed in my underwear and called him over. He quickly decided he'd rather play Diablo for the next five hours instead. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house and sat around while he played video games. He turned to me and could see I was annoyed. Then he told his friends on XBox Live that he needed a 10 minute break to have sex with me. FML
Today, I was laying in bed completely naked, uncovered and waiting for my husband to walk in. He laid down in bed and starting playing with his phone instead of. FML
Today, desperate for my boyfriend to notice me for once, I started noisily masturbating while he was playing World of Warcraft. His response was to put his headphones on. FML
Today, I was laying on the bed, naked, waiting for my boyfriend to come home since we haven't had sex in almost a month. Hearing him come in, I struck my sexiest pose. He walked into our room and tossed his backpack at me. Not only did we not have sex, his backpack gave me a black eye. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were sexting, and he asked me if I would be naked and waiting for him when he got home. When he told me he was on his way, I took my clothes off and got into bed. What he didn’t tell me was he was bringing friends to pick up a desk from our place for their office. FML
Today, I was lying naked on my boyfriend's bed for the first time ever. He glanced at me, then started playing with a Rubik's cube. FML
Today, I'm staying at my boyfriend's house and things were getting heated when he got a call from one of his mates wanting to play Counter Strike. Next thing I know, I'm laying in bed by myself listening to him rage. FML
Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend by creating an account on Runescape, his favorite game. After finding him in-game, I started talking to him, not revealing who I was. After a while, I asked him if he had a girlfriend. He promptly said no and asked me for nude pics. FML
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MrPoly 0
They weren't kidding when they said that game turns guys into eternal virgins.
depechemode 0
Maybe he is so small you didn't notice?
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WPGguy 0
I think we might be dating the same guy. :p
alewares 0
if it was an ulduar25 progression raid then it's somewhat justified
neonoodle 0
World of Warcraft is a helluva drug.
Loony_fml 4
You'd understand if you played World of Warcraft. :P
sweetjosephine 0
I live in chicago, and quite honestly, this isn't any different than all the dumbass Sox and Cubs and Bulls fans we have around here. They are TRULY ridiculous. And wanting to play a game rather than have sex doesnt make someone gay. If someone wanted to watch the world series instead of have sex, would they be gay? No. At least with WoW, they're actually PLAYING, instead of sitting on their asses.
maRIAam_fml 0
#45 it's level 80 now...you're kinna behind lol. but anyway 30 min!!!! why the hell did you wait so long??? World of Warcraft FTW
emomie 0
WoW is srs business. Usually I would rather play video games then have sex too. At least it's more satisfying.
Clutch118 0
Goddamn what a loser!
johnnyramone 0
you poor thing....once he started playing WOW....well it won't end well......
x3chibi 0
shut up. =] i love warcraft and i'm a girl. I even had to convince my boyfriend to play. bwahahah ! screw everyone who says WoW is for losers. I mean, people are always on AIM and facebook and .. FML.com haha, like you guys are better than WoWers .. though I do all of the above. ^_^