Today, I was laying in bed naked and blindfolded. I told my boyfriend he could do anything he wanted to me. About 30 minutes later I get out of bed and find him in the computer room play World of Warcraft. His friends needed him. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, a guy I like invited me to play video games. Naked. He asked me to show up naked too. I did. He was too busy in a video game raid to even notice. FML
Today, my boyfriend complained all day about being bored, so wanting to cheer him up, I put on some sexy clothes and went to his house. I got on his bed in my underwear and called him over. He quickly decided he'd rather play Diablo for the next five hours instead. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house and sat around while he played video games. He turned to me and could see I was annoyed. Then he told his friends on XBox Live that he needed a 10 minute break to have sex with me. FML
Today, I was laying in bed completely naked, uncovered and waiting for my husband to walk in. He laid down in bed and starting playing with his phone instead of. FML
Today, desperate for my boyfriend to notice me for once, I started noisily masturbating while he was playing World of Warcraft. His response was to put his headphones on. FML
Today, I was laying on the bed, naked, waiting for my boyfriend to come home since we haven't had sex in almost a month. Hearing him come in, I struck my sexiest pose. He walked into our room and tossed his backpack at me. Not only did we not have sex, his backpack gave me a black eye. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were sexting, and he asked me if I would be naked and waiting for him when he got home. When he told me he was on his way, I took my clothes off and got into bed. What he didn’t tell me was he was bringing friends to pick up a desk from our place for their office. FML
Today, I was lying naked on my boyfriend's bed for the first time ever. He glanced at me, then started playing with a Rubik's cube. FML
Today, I'm staying at my boyfriend's house and things were getting heated when he got a call from one of his mates wanting to play Counter Strike. Next thing I know, I'm laying in bed by myself listening to him rage. FML
Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend by creating an account on Runescape, his favorite game. After finding him in-game, I started talking to him, not revealing who I was. After a while, I asked him if he had a girlfriend. He promptly said no and asked me for nude pics. FML
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MrPoly 0
They weren't kidding when they said that game turns guys into eternal virgins.
depechemode 0
Maybe he is so small you didn't notice?
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Comments (411)
katsuku 5
Awe, poor you. Your boyfriend didn't want to have sex one time? What about all the times that he's wanted to do something and you've been "too tired," or "not in the mood." The whole world doesn't revolve around what YOU want.
Seraio 0
Alright, I'm gonna be blunt. I don't get why guys need to drop everything for sex. Someone shows their whatjamadoodads, what, we have to drop our hobby, stop watching our favorite shows? And why am I a loser if I'm not in the mood to get with my boyfriend? There are other elements in my life. Anyway, those who say Warcraft is gay are basically moron highschooolers who say much the same thing about anything they are too dull or impatient to understand. That said, there are better MMO's with better combat systems and less grinding so people don't get so engrossed. Get the guy hooked on one of those. Try Mabinogi.
00101226 0
OK. first of all this is a fake post because anybody who plays world of warcraft doesnt have a life and wont go out to go find any women. If he does have a life and passes up pussy then hes gay.
aurora5 0
that's totally happened to me. I mean, minus the blindfold... but the same idea.
weirdoh 0
I agree that does suck..A LOT. I was jealous of the relationship my boyfriend had with WoW for a really long time, so I finally played it to try to see how it was. It was actually super fun and super addicting. I stopped playing to get my life together again and focus on school, but I plan to play it again with him this summer. If you can't beat em, join em :) But in all seriousness, thirty minutes?!
omnomnom_fml 0
This is why the world needs more gamer girlfriends. I can play WoW AND please my boyfriend. Why do girls seem to think the two are mutually exclusive? I agree with #121 :) You can't beat 'em... so join 'em! It's fun!
hockeyguy289 0
I play WoW a decent amount and a big patch did come out pretty recently so yeah.... but I mean video games over sex? Come on. People that make these bad decisions like these are the reason WoW players get labeled losers, the anti-poon, gay, etc. And 30 minutes? I hope you dosed off or something at least, and didn't just sit there all anxious like a little kid on Christmas Eve.
Wonderman_fml 0
Maybe he NEEDED the blindfold?
Skinny89 0
Maybe you should have made a hot character in the game so he'd pay more attention to you :p But really, who does that? I think you should deprive him of sex for a while just to teach him a lesson
shawnarawwwrr 0
WoW ftw. you should play wow with him. and then, have sex, while playing wow. oh yeah. ;)