Today, I was laying in bed naked and blindfolded. I told my boyfriend he could do anything he wanted to me. About 30 minutes later I get out of bed and find him in the computer room play World of Warcraft. His friends needed him. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, a guy I like invited me to play video games. Naked. He asked me to show up naked too. I did. He was too busy in a video game raid to even notice. FML
Today, my boyfriend complained all day about being bored, so wanting to cheer him up, I put on some sexy clothes and went to his house. I got on his bed in my underwear and called him over. He quickly decided he'd rather play Diablo for the next five hours instead. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house and sat around while he played video games. He turned to me and could see I was annoyed. Then he told his friends on XBox Live that he needed a 10 minute break to have sex with me. FML
Today, I was laying in bed completely naked, uncovered and waiting for my husband to walk in. He laid down in bed and starting playing with his phone instead of. FML
Today, desperate for my boyfriend to notice me for once, I started noisily masturbating while he was playing World of Warcraft. His response was to put his headphones on. FML
Today, I was laying on the bed, naked, waiting for my boyfriend to come home since we haven't had sex in almost a month. Hearing him come in, I struck my sexiest pose. He walked into our room and tossed his backpack at me. Not only did we not have sex, his backpack gave me a black eye. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were sexting, and he asked me if I would be naked and waiting for him when he got home. When he told me he was on his way, I took my clothes off and got into bed. What he didn’t tell me was he was bringing friends to pick up a desk from our place for their office. FML
Today, I was lying naked on my boyfriend's bed for the first time ever. He glanced at me, then started playing with a Rubik's cube. FML
Today, I'm staying at my boyfriend's house and things were getting heated when he got a call from one of his mates wanting to play Counter Strike. Next thing I know, I'm laying in bed by myself listening to him rage. FML
Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend by creating an account on Runescape, his favorite game. After finding him in-game, I started talking to him, not revealing who I was. After a while, I asked him if he had a girlfriend. He promptly said no and asked me for nude pics. FML
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MrPoly 0
They weren't kidding when they said that game turns guys into eternal virgins.
depechemode 0
Maybe he is so small you didn't notice?
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flamemlk 0
Isn't this a repeat?
depechemode 0
@12: No. That was a very subtle innuendo that needs explanation.
lilwojo13 6
Sarcasm
MaiLouIsLegend 0
hahah WOW?! What the douche? c'mon now we all know those kids who play warcraft are losers. well the ones i know bahaha Lets go kill some dragons
JLstromberg 0
...Theresa?
Jordanpischke 0
Haha loser. Is he gay? I mean cmon naked and blindfolded and she says you can do anything. What an idiot. I hate wow anyway tried it thought this is gay and never played it again. But to the poster definatly a fml moment. Maybe u should dump him lol tell him u think you might be getting in the way of his wow time.
nightELFassasin6 0
okay his friends needed him so just stop talking untill u have experience WoW firsthand
nineiron457 1
his girlfriend needed him
DEATHLORD_fml 16
**** you, console peasant.WoW is the ultimate game.You've just never played it.If you did, you probably didn't even pay; you just played it free for the first 20 levels.
kiko1544463 0
i would do anyhing to my gf if i had the chance, dat guys retarded as f***
Panime 0
That game doesn't change anybody anymore than other things. I can see some sports fanatic doing the same thing with an important game or event. It is the person who makes the decision based off what they find appealing. Some of you people on here care so much for sex I can see you neglecting a child just so you can get your pee pee or boobies rubbed.
stormzaii 0
amen. people are so stupid. you can't judge everyone who plays based upon a damn stereotype.
MullerMadness 0
Your a dope
DingoCJ 15
Grow up little wow nerds, puberty is waiting for you.
JohnnyH 0
WoW doesn't make people nerds man, I play WoW but I also have time for my girl and work.
kiko1544463 0
i would do anyhing to my gf if i had the chance, dat guys retarded as f***
elspicytaco 0
xD wat a nerd
worstlifevuh 0
bros before hos.
Dante1337 0
23. u are a badass just for that comment. that is a major win.