Today, I was laying in bed naked and blindfolded. I told my boyfriend he could do anything he wanted to me. About 30 minutes later I get out of bed and find him in the computer room play World of Warcraft. His friends needed him. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, a guy I like invited me to play video games. Naked. He asked me to show up naked too. I did. He was too busy in a video game raid to even notice. FML
Today, my boyfriend complained all day about being bored, so wanting to cheer him up, I put on some sexy clothes and went to his house. I got on his bed in my underwear and called him over. He quickly decided he'd rather play Diablo for the next five hours instead. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house and sat around while he played video games. He turned to me and could see I was annoyed. Then he told his friends on XBox Live that he needed a 10 minute break to have sex with me. FML
Today, I was laying in bed completely naked, uncovered and waiting for my husband to walk in. He laid down in bed and starting playing with his phone instead of. FML
Today, desperate for my boyfriend to notice me for once, I started noisily masturbating while he was playing World of Warcraft. His response was to put his headphones on. FML
Today, I was laying on the bed, naked, waiting for my boyfriend to come home since we haven't had sex in almost a month. Hearing him come in, I struck my sexiest pose. He walked into our room and tossed his backpack at me. Not only did we not have sex, his backpack gave me a black eye. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were sexting, and he asked me if I would be naked and waiting for him when he got home. When he told me he was on his way, I took my clothes off and got into bed. What he didn’t tell me was he was bringing friends to pick up a desk from our place for their office. FML
Today, I was lying naked on my boyfriend's bed for the first time ever. He glanced at me, then started playing with a Rubik's cube. FML
Today, I'm staying at my boyfriend's house and things were getting heated when he got a call from one of his mates wanting to play Counter Strike. Next thing I know, I'm laying in bed by myself listening to him rage. FML
Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend by creating an account on Runescape, his favorite game. After finding him in-game, I started talking to him, not revealing who I was. After a while, I asked him if he had a girlfriend. He promptly said no and asked me for nude pics. FML
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MrPoly 0
They weren't kidding when they said that game turns guys into eternal virgins.
depechemode 0
Maybe he is so small you didn't notice?
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Leptailurus 0
Well you DID say *ANYTHING.* If my boyfriend tied himself to the bed and said I could do anything, I'd probably choose Warcraft, too. Next time, don't leave the decision completely up to him and that won't happen. :P
KatieKhaos 0
Yeah, Cuz she totally plays it 24/7... WoW is awesome
glamourghouls 0
Maybe you're fat and ugly naked.
jdcaliff 0
What a loser. Dump him.
jenniejuniper86 0
Okay I read this and INSTANTLY knew who it was about, my ex frank was a TOTAL WoW nerd and his gf (now wife) is a kinky freak.. and they broke up because he chose WoW over her!!! hahah loooserrrs both of them! (oh and her name is michelle... and the user is chelle... coincidence? I think not...)
glamourghouls 0
I mean, if you're dating a guy that plays WoW, then you must not that be much of a looker yourself.
Dominoe_Effect 5
that is a ludicrous statement, playing wow does not make you a loser, and dating someone who does doesn't make you one either, now in this instance the guy was being dumb but not all wow players are like that
blahdeda 0
World of Warcraft...the destroyer of relationships...I feel ya. My ex played 24/7
GloomySkyz 0
Maybe he found a 4 strength 4 stam leather belt? AGHHHHHHH.. UGGGHHHHH..
DEATHLORD_fml 16
Who uses leather?Plate armor FTW.And btw 4 stamina 4 strength is weak
24788 7
Your boyfriend has a ticket to do anything to his girlfriend, yet he goes and plays World of Warcraft.
lpisagf 1
Never take a man away from his WoW. My bf knows not to take me away from WoW or Halo or else I kill him. Is funny he chose WoW over 'anything' Better luck next time(:
weassl 0
a free pass and he goes for the game... idc if your ugly or hot I would jump on that
rknvb2 0
sad, but my roommate has done the same thing to his gf... turning down sex for World of Warcraft= gay
SarahStarzz 0
so did u take over? lol