Today, I was laughing at a girl who really sucks at badminton. Turns out she has anger issues, and a really good aim when she's mad. I've never been hit so hard in the crotch before. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was kicked in the crotch. The girl who did it thought I was her ex-boyfriend. I'm a girl. FML
Today, my girlfriend beat me at ping pong, twenty to three. She said I let her win because I don't respect her, then stormed out of the room. I'm just really bad at ping pong. FML
Today, at sparring, I got paired up with a girl, who said, "Don't go easy on me because I'm a girl!" Thirty seconds into the match, she was on the floor whimpering and crying. Now everyone is whispering and glaring at me. FML
Today, while playing hockey, one of my teammates decided to swing her hockey stick like a golf club. She missed the ball, but managed to hit me right in the vagina. FML
Today, I was showing some new karate moves in the park to my friends. I mimed a punch behind a girl walking past to show my technique and control, but she must have seen me. She turned around and kicked me in the stomach. To add insult to injury, her technique was better than mine. FML
Today, I was playing ball with my student during recess. My first attempt at throwing the ball hit him in the head. My second attempt hit him in the crotch. FML
Today, I found out how hard a lemon is to the nuts when being hurled by an angry girlfriend for losing at Wii Sports. FML
Today, while playing badminton at school, I got an opponent who is mentally handicapped. Since I'm terrible at the game, I guess the teacher assumed it would be a good match. I won the match, my first victory ever. My teacher accused me of cheating to humiliate him. FML
Today, I was in an elevator, and the hot girl who lives in my building and who I have a crush on got in. She was in a wheelchair with a broken leg, I panicked and tried to flirt with her, and I said, "Nice chair." She replied, "Nice bruise" and punched me in the nuts. FML
Today, I was playing tennis with my friend. He hit a ball up high, and I slammed it down, thinking there was no way he would get it. Feeling pretty good about it, I turned around to celebrate. As I turned around, I got smacked in my face. He got it. FML
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dathan 14
how could you possibly upload this thinking people will feel bad for you?
razzberry 9
What did you learn?
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Comments (170)
DocBastard 40
All I saw here was "I was actung like a dick and deserved to get hit in the nuts. So I got hit in the nuts." Does that just about sum it up?
carnage45567 10
Sounds about right to me
SomeDeadRabbits 8
All the potential children... Gone...
carnage45567 10
Haha looks like it's time for a jock strap and a few manners
yeongji 31
Reminds me of what happened to me during gym class - I was on a team filled with girls who would run away at the ball, and as if I was not already annoyed enough by their pathetic behaviour, a classmate on the other team started taunting me. I was serving at that time, and mind you, I am not that good in volleyball (BUT I try and do not run away from the ball!). I got really pissed off, and I was serving at that moment. The classmate was in front (right behind the net), and I managed to get it over the net, and serve it the ball right to her face. If she had reacted a split second slower, she would have had it slammed straight into her face. Too bad she avoided it, but it sure made her keep her mouth shut.
cosmicstare 9
Did your crotch cry? Because if it did then you probably didn't know you're a female.
Mynameislinh 24
Even if she didn't have anger issues, you should not say things like that... Douche..
lowshadows 21
you won't like her.when she's angry lol.
sig4life 18
Wow, here comes the shuttleCOCK you prick
killer1525 20
Karma can be a bitch
wlddog 14
I bet Noor is the chick Op was talking about. Shame on you Noor. Why did you have to make him pee blood???