Today, I was laughing at a girl who really sucks at badminton. Turns out she has anger issues, and a really good aim when she's mad. I've never been hit so hard in the crotch before. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was kicked in the crotch. The girl who did it thought I was her ex-boyfriend. I'm a girl. FML
Today, my girlfriend beat me at ping pong, twenty to three. She said I let her win because I don't respect her, then stormed out of the room. I'm just really bad at ping pong. FML
Today, at sparring, I got paired up with a girl, who said, "Don't go easy on me because I'm a girl!" Thirty seconds into the match, she was on the floor whimpering and crying. Now everyone is whispering and glaring at me. FML
Today, while playing hockey, one of my teammates decided to swing her hockey stick like a golf club. She missed the ball, but managed to hit me right in the vagina. FML
Today, I was showing some new karate moves in the park to my friends. I mimed a punch behind a girl walking past to show my technique and control, but she must have seen me. She turned around and kicked me in the stomach. To add insult to injury, her technique was better than mine. FML
Today, I was playing ball with my student during recess. My first attempt at throwing the ball hit him in the head. My second attempt hit him in the crotch. FML
Today, I found out how hard a lemon is to the nuts when being hurled by an angry girlfriend for losing at Wii Sports. FML
Today, while playing badminton at school, I got an opponent who is mentally handicapped. Since I'm terrible at the game, I guess the teacher assumed it would be a good match. I won the match, my first victory ever. My teacher accused me of cheating to humiliate him. FML
Today, I was in an elevator, and the hot girl who lives in my building and who I have a crush on got in. She was in a wheelchair with a broken leg, I panicked and tried to flirt with her, and I said, "Nice chair." She replied, "Nice bruise" and punched me in the nuts. FML
Today, I was playing tennis with my friend. He hit a ball up high, and I slammed it down, thinking there was no way he would get it. Feeling pretty good about it, I turned around to celebrate. As I turned around, I got smacked in my face. He got it. FML
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dathan 14
how could you possibly upload this thinking people will feel bad for you?
razzberry 9
What did you learn?
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Comments (170)
Enslaved 38
Don't you know--Feathered balls are the newest French tickler.:P
JoshB_24 10
Who takes badminton seriously enough to laugh at someone?
Isoldael 27
I do, because contrary to popular belief, it's an actual sports. I'm not talking about people going outside and hitting the shuttlecock back and forth - that's about the same thing as calling passing a (european) football to each other playing football.
Tuffay 14
44, you just described how to play badminton. Besides hitting the shuttlecock back and forth, what else is there?
lilhellian 27
Avoid getting hit in the nuts?
Isoldael 27
No, Tuffay. Do you also see tennis as "just hitting a ball back and forth" or hockey as passing the puck back and forth? As with many sports, that's not the goal of badminton. The goal is to make sure your opponent can't return the shuttlecock aka to score. I don't get why people get so condescending about badminton but not about tennis. Badminton is just a faster, more explosive version of a similar concept.
outoftown 27
Instant Karma: Not just fast, she has a sense of humor.
bicky 3
I guess you found out why its called a shuttlecock!
SRU_Toronto 5
If u were any better u would have been able to dodge it...
Isoldael 27
Believe me, a good smash can be very hard to dodge, especially when aimed directly for the body. If OP would have been good, though, he'd have been in a defensive position (with the racket in front of his body) whenever she got a chance to smash, and returning the smash should have been no problem.
Cryptic17_fml 4
Right in the shuttlecock.
nadnerbz 6
"I was laughing at a girl who really sucks at badminton". Insta-YDI
Isoldael 27
OP, want to be my assistant coach? I could use someone to make all my pupils hit their targets in important matches.
StanSmith2013 26
You deserve that one! That's why you don't judge a book by its cover!
insaneDONUTZ 15
you're dumb op