Today, I was laughing at a girl who really sucks at badminton. Turns out she has anger issues, and a really good aim when she's mad. I've never been hit so hard in the crotch before. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was kicked in the crotch. The girl who did it thought I was her ex-boyfriend. I'm a girl. FML
Today, my girlfriend beat me at ping pong, twenty to three. She said I let her win because I don't respect her, then stormed out of the room. I'm just really bad at ping pong. FML
Today, at sparring, I got paired up with a girl, who said, "Don't go easy on me because I'm a girl!" Thirty seconds into the match, she was on the floor whimpering and crying. Now everyone is whispering and glaring at me. FML
Today, while playing hockey, one of my teammates decided to swing her hockey stick like a golf club. She missed the ball, but managed to hit me right in the vagina. FML
Today, I was showing some new karate moves in the park to my friends. I mimed a punch behind a girl walking past to show my technique and control, but she must have seen me. She turned around and kicked me in the stomach. To add insult to injury, her technique was better than mine. FML
Today, I was playing ball with my student during recess. My first attempt at throwing the ball hit him in the head. My second attempt hit him in the crotch. FML
Today, I found out how hard a lemon is to the nuts when being hurled by an angry girlfriend for losing at Wii Sports. FML
Today, while playing badminton at school, I got an opponent who is mentally handicapped. Since I'm terrible at the game, I guess the teacher assumed it would be a good match. I won the match, my first victory ever. My teacher accused me of cheating to humiliate him. FML
Today, I was in an elevator, and the hot girl who lives in my building and who I have a crush on got in. She was in a wheelchair with a broken leg, I panicked and tried to flirt with her, and I said, "Nice chair." She replied, "Nice bruise" and punched me in the nuts. FML
Today, I was playing tennis with my friend. He hit a ball up high, and I slammed it down, thinking there was no way he would get it. Feeling pretty good about it, I turned around to celebrate. As I turned around, I got smacked in my face. He got it. FML
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dathan 14
how could you possibly upload this thinking people will feel bad for you?
razzberry 9
What did you learn?
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Comments (170)
Kitsi 14
So... you find it funny to mock and/or harass people? Then you whine about consequences to those actions? Grow up! Besides, how did you know she didn't have a physical or mental issue that made the game more of a challenge? What is funny about being a douche to total strangers? YDI all the way.
Levvy 22
So, you think it acceptable to physically injure people, and then whine about the provocation?
Isoldael 27
Wouldn't really call it to "physically injure" someone. Yes, a shuttle **** to the crotch may hurt, but it won't actually injure anyone.
Levvy 22
Testicles an an internal organ. They are delicate. Being smacked in an unprotected internal organ - yes, even by a small projectile - can, in a bad enough scenario, result in internal rupture and/or permanent sterility. Medical facts don't care what you would call it. That the OP has "never been hit so hard in the crotch before" is kind of a telling factor. Imagine this scenario: A woman laughs at a man for performing badly at badminton, so he strangles her briefly. I don't believe for a second you'd say "Well, the way he did it would only hurt temporarily, so that means it was okay."
Kitsi 14
I think violence is NOT ok. I like how you put words in my mouth. I did not ever say what the girl did was fine and dandy. I simply said OP was being a douche for making fun of her when there could be underlying reasons why she was playing badly. Even if not, there is no reason to disrespect people. But nowhere in ther edid i say violence is ok, because I wouldn't.
Levvy 22
Oh, so it's not okay. It's just also not something anyone has any right to complain about. So, no, you didn't say it was okay. You just validated it without saying so.
galt 13
You're a dick. YDI
darkmis1 18
And this is why you don't laugh at other people. YDI
154rct 7
Why would you laugh at her you asshole YDI
thisismylifesoo 11
you guys he peobably thought it was funny so he uploaded it for our enjoyment and using FML is kind of a trend on this so thats why he added it
mcBe 6
And 10 pts to you being a dick...
DanielleinDC 34
I think it's karma that a girl who sucks at badminton was able to lob the shuttlecock right to your balls. YDI, OP. Never mock a girl who's bad at sports.
BostonBear 33
I hope you learned something from that...
buckdharma 38
How many points do you get for a cockblock?
cosmicstare 9
But it didn't block...
dan_in_wi 12
NEVER, under estimate the actions of an angry woman!