Today, I was laughing at a girl who really sucks at badminton. Turns out she has anger issues, and a really good aim when she's mad. I've never been hit so hard in the crotch before. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was kicked in the crotch. The girl who did it thought I was her ex-boyfriend. I'm a girl. FML
Today, my girlfriend beat me at ping pong, twenty to three. She said I let her win because I don't respect her, then stormed out of the room. I'm just really bad at ping pong. FML
Today, at sparring, I got paired up with a girl, who said, "Don't go easy on me because I'm a girl!" Thirty seconds into the match, she was on the floor whimpering and crying. Now everyone is whispering and glaring at me. FML
Today, while playing hockey, one of my teammates decided to swing her hockey stick like a golf club. She missed the ball, but managed to hit me right in the vagina. FML
Today, I was showing some new karate moves in the park to my friends. I mimed a punch behind a girl walking past to show my technique and control, but she must have seen me. She turned around and kicked me in the stomach. To add insult to injury, her technique was better than mine. FML
Today, I was playing ball with my student during recess. My first attempt at throwing the ball hit him in the head. My second attempt hit him in the crotch. FML
Today, I found out how hard a lemon is to the nuts when being hurled by an angry girlfriend for losing at Wii Sports. FML
Today, while playing badminton at school, I got an opponent who is mentally handicapped. Since I'm terrible at the game, I guess the teacher assumed it would be a good match. I won the match, my first victory ever. My teacher accused me of cheating to humiliate him. FML
Today, I was in an elevator, and the hot girl who lives in my building and who I have a crush on got in. She was in a wheelchair with a broken leg, I panicked and tried to flirt with her, and I said, "Nice chair." She replied, "Nice bruise" and punched me in the nuts. FML
Today, I was playing tennis with my friend. He hit a ball up high, and I slammed it down, thinking there was no way he would get it. Feeling pretty good about it, I turned around to celebrate. As I turned around, I got smacked in my face. He got it. FML
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dathan 14
how could you possibly upload this thinking people will feel bad for you?
razzberry 9
What did you learn?
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Comments (170)
U_GotitDude 18
Dumbass
JohnBlack1991 4
Am I the only one that thinks it's not ok to assault someone for laughing at you?
Derpylicious 3
While he shouldn't have been laughing at the misfortune of another, it did not warrant getting hit in the balls (assuming she actually was aiming for them). It's disproportionate retribution. Or is this that bullshit where female-on-male violence is ok? 'Cause it's not. Either way, all I read was that someone committed assault and battery. If you're playing a game with someone and they make fun of you, stop playing with them. You don't purposely hit them in the nuts. It shouldn't be surprising that so many people think this is justice. After all, the internet is full of trolls and dumbasses.
white16sox 19
Really? Because all I read was someone committed harassment and bullying and got what they deserved.
Jirekianu2 19
"Harassment and bullying" you're reading way too much into this. All he did was laugh at someone who performed poorly. Was it a nice thing to do? No. But he didn't follow her around talking shit. And that still doesn't warrant her hitting him Imagine the gender were reversed. Would it be okay for a guy to hit a girl with the shuttlecock?
white16sox 19
Yes because this gender barrier crap is bullshit. Or at least in my opinion. Women want equal rights, but then they expect to be treated like royalty. That isn't saying all women at all. I'm just saying, if women want to be considered equals, they have to give up on the whole "I can hit you but you can't hit me because I'm a woman," crap.
Levvy 22
You still haven't explained how "agonizing and possibly permanent injury" is proportionate to "teasing".
white16sox 19
You read laughing at her. Well, OP isn't going to include the word "bullying" because then everyone will say YDI. Besides, OP needs to learn that every action has a consequence. Whether the consequence is good, bad, severe, or menial is irrelevant.
Levvy 22
And you STILL haven't explained how "agonizing and possibly permanent injury" is proportionate to "teasing". Are you going to get around to that at any point?
doglover100 29
People aren't going to give you sympathy
Jirekianu2 19
So, her being offended was license to hit him? Good to know FML buys into the attitude it's okay to hit guys if they offend you. Here's a tip. If you reversed the genders and would be upset. Then perhaps you shouldn't think it's okay. If it was a girl laughing at a guy who sucks at badminton and he hit her the same way. Everyone would be calling him a prick. Or unstable/immature.
Obey_StudBoii 23
You deserve it for being an asshole and making fun of someone.
B4DG3R 4
She doesn't have anger issues you were just being a dick!
SweetLuna 10
What a dick.
bmgt 4
Douche bag!
nerdtron1234 6
I hope you learned a lesson and stop and think about the boys before you insult someone