Today, I was laughing at a girl who really sucks at badminton. Turns out she has anger issues, and a really good aim when she's mad. I've never been hit so hard in the crotch before. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was kicked in the crotch. The girl who did it thought I was her ex-boyfriend. I'm a girl. FML
Today, my girlfriend beat me at ping pong, twenty to three. She said I let her win because I don't respect her, then stormed out of the room. I'm just really bad at ping pong. FML
Today, at sparring, I got paired up with a girl, who said, "Don't go easy on me because I'm a girl!" Thirty seconds into the match, she was on the floor whimpering and crying. Now everyone is whispering and glaring at me. FML
Today, while playing hockey, one of my teammates decided to swing her hockey stick like a golf club. She missed the ball, but managed to hit me right in the vagina. FML
Today, I was showing some new karate moves in the park to my friends. I mimed a punch behind a girl walking past to show my technique and control, but she must have seen me. She turned around and kicked me in the stomach. To add insult to injury, her technique was better than mine. FML
Today, I was playing ball with my student during recess. My first attempt at throwing the ball hit him in the head. My second attempt hit him in the crotch. FML
Today, I found out how hard a lemon is to the nuts when being hurled by an angry girlfriend for losing at Wii Sports. FML
Today, while playing badminton at school, I got an opponent who is mentally handicapped. Since I'm terrible at the game, I guess the teacher assumed it would be a good match. I won the match, my first victory ever. My teacher accused me of cheating to humiliate him. FML
Today, I was in an elevator, and the hot girl who lives in my building and who I have a crush on got in. She was in a wheelchair with a broken leg, I panicked and tried to flirt with her, and I said, "Nice chair." She replied, "Nice bruise" and punched me in the nuts. FML
Today, I was playing tennis with my friend. He hit a ball up high, and I slammed it down, thinking there was no way he would get it. Feeling pretty good about it, I turned around to celebrate. As I turned around, I got smacked in my face. He got it. FML
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dathan 14
how could you possibly upload this thinking people will feel bad for you?
razzberry 9
What did you learn?
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Comments (170)
Tali147 16
I think it's more of an FYL because you're good enough at badminton to laugh at people. Not simply because she *understandably* doesn't like being laughed at by random jerks.
Kiki242 19
Your logic is awesome. Really it is. -_-
eddeeezzyy 19
Yeah, 12, because every time I kill someone on Call of Duty, I laugh at them over the mic and say they suck. -.-
Tali147 16
Sorry, I don't think I expressed that correctly. I've been in the US for quite some time but I still mess up my English. I was poking fun at the OP because to be good enough at Badminton seems like you would have to practice a lot. In Israel badminton is pretty dorky. Maybe it's considered cool in the US?
lilhellian 27
Badminton is kind of dorky here to.. Someone I used to talk to in the U.K. Said it was big-ish there tho..
psychocunt 20
badminton is rad yo
alwaysbored13 14
I bet you were born knowing everything thus giving you the right to judge others like that.
Pleonasm 36
You are such a shuttlecock.
BntyHntrSeattle 30
Classic Birdie ;)
peniiis 8
I hope no one had to even tell you that YDI.
theballetdancer 5
I doubt you're good with that attitude, YDI
sunkissedluster 20
Haha, this is why you're one of my favorites, Noor. :D
emeraldisle 30
You absolutely deserved it you prick. Who the hell are you to make fun of someone?
perdix 31
If you go to a golf course, and see some bad golfers, just shut the **** up! That'll be a whole 'nother kind of birdie to the nuts!
kevsandy303 12
A bowling alley wouldn't be a smart choice either. Or a brick-laying competition. Or a knife store. The list goes on and on
HowieDoIt 21
Chainsaw juggling...
meow_jess 11
You got what you deserved!
jmcgee17 20
Put some ice on em blue balls...