Today, I was just about to get in the shower, when I heard a loud crunch. I thought to myself, boy the neighbours next door must be doing some heavy construction. Two seconds after that thought, my brother knocked on the door to inform me that the neighbours tree had just fallen on my car. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was awakened by the sound of chain-saws. Moments later a tree branch came through my roof. FML
Today, I walked home and found a massive branch had fallen into my parking space. My first thought, "Thank God my car wasn't hit!" My second thought, "Where's my car?" FML
Today, I woke up at 4AM to the sound of lightning hitting a tree in my backyard, then that tree proceeding to hit my house. Later, my neighbor's tree fell over, which hit our fence, and they're not even home. FML
Today, I was reversing my brother's car out of a driveway. I turned to my friend in the passenger seat and said, "Check it out, I'm so good at reversing!" Next minute there's a huge bang. I had just reversed into a tree and shattered the windscreen. FML
Today, I was listening to a true-crime podcast while taking a shower. Right as the narrator said, “And then he heard a loud bang,” my shampoo bottle fell off the ledge with a loud thud. I screamed so loudly, I apparently scared my neighbours, who banged on the wall. FML
Today, I got home to find my truck smashed by a fallen old tree. I was going to have the tree removed next week. FML
Today, I woke up and found that the tree in my front yard was gone. FML
Today, I was woken up by a loud noise, which I thought was an earthquake. It sounded like a car had driven right into my living room. Which was exactly what it was. FML
Today, I drove to a party after getting my car back from the shop. A thunderstorm started as I made my way there and upon arriving, the power went out. The guests decided to watch the storm from the front windows when someone mentioned how funny it would be if a tree fell on my car. Seconds later, one did. FML
Today, there was an earthquake. Good news: the only damage was a tree fell on some loser's car. Bad news: that loser was me. FML
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Mvibes 0
Man that SUCKS....They at least offered to help pay damages right? Hopefully you got insurance
keoct 4
Could be worse, my neighbours tree fell on his house, It was an “act of god” and his insurance refused to pay for it.
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Comments (100)
Poke_my_mon 0
You don't have a car alarm that might have sounded?
TotallyAwesome 0
Your neighbors home owner insurance should probably cover it. It will just take some red tape.
x_Leopard_x 1
That stinks. =( I'm sure they'll pay for the damages though.... Or the insurance. :P
M357 1
lol. Are you in good hands?
theblueone4 0
yikes that DOES suck. well, luckily, this is what insurance is for (assuming you have it) and hopefully the neighbors were nice and offered to help pay?
ditzykayla 0
wow this really sucks. but also reminds me of the insurance commercial I saw last night with the two branches that fell on the car....yeah. um hope you have insurance.
limetree222 0
I would make the neighbors pay for it. Isn't that their property damaging yours? I'm not sure how this works but... I would try.
Mylife_is_so_fd 0
lol just sue the ******* the tree is there responsibility
danielle1336 0
I smell a lawsuit ;)
WOW12343 0
HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA that sucks