Today, I was just about to get in the shower, when I heard a loud crunch. I thought to myself, boy the neighbours next door must be doing some heavy construction. Two seconds after that thought, my brother knocked on the door to inform me that the neighbours tree had just fallen on my car. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was awakened by the sound of chain-saws. Moments later a tree branch came through my roof. FML
Today, I walked home and found a massive branch had fallen into my parking space. My first thought, "Thank God my car wasn't hit!" My second thought, "Where's my car?" FML
Today, I woke up at 4AM to the sound of lightning hitting a tree in my backyard, then that tree proceeding to hit my house. Later, my neighbor's tree fell over, which hit our fence, and they're not even home. FML
Today, I was reversing my brother's car out of a driveway. I turned to my friend in the passenger seat and said, "Check it out, I'm so good at reversing!" Next minute there's a huge bang. I had just reversed into a tree and shattered the windscreen. FML
Today, I was listening to a true-crime podcast while taking a shower. Right as the narrator said, “And then he heard a loud bang,” my shampoo bottle fell off the ledge with a loud thud. I screamed so loudly, I apparently scared my neighbours, who banged on the wall. FML
Today, I got home to find my truck smashed by a fallen old tree. I was going to have the tree removed next week. FML
Today, I woke up and found that the tree in my front yard was gone. FML
Today, I was woken up by a loud noise, which I thought was an earthquake. It sounded like a car had driven right into my living room. Which was exactly what it was. FML
Today, I drove to a party after getting my car back from the shop. A thunderstorm started as I made my way there and upon arriving, the power went out. The guests decided to watch the storm from the front windows when someone mentioned how funny it would be if a tree fell on my car. Seconds later, one did. FML
Today, there was an earthquake. Good news: the only damage was a tree fell on some loser's car. Bad news: that loser was me. FML
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Mvibes 0
Man that SUCKS....They at least offered to help pay damages right? Hopefully you got insurance
keoct 4
Could be worse, my neighbours tree fell on his house, It was an “act of god” and his insurance refused to pay for it.
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Comments (100)
Mancubus 2
And I thought God hated me
erwest 0
boysxrulex09 you're a ****** environmentalist communist retard. go **** a tree
sithwithashotgun 0
Don´t feed the troll. Besides, your vaguely offensive, but mostly embarrassing, string of insults was just as annoying.
boysxrulex09 0
you first erwex, you first. dumb piece of crap. WHEN THERE ARE NO TREES LEFT AND YOU DIE FROM NO OXYGEN, THEN YOU'LL WISH YOU WEREN'T A FATTY AND EXERCISED EVERY ONCE IN AWHILE. loser. go eat a car.
Anziepanzie 0
is your name George of the Jungle, by any chance?
spr250 0
That sucks, their insurance should cover it, a neighbor of mine was able to get my landlords insurance to cover the repair to his basement due to the roots cracking the basement wall in. So yes their insurance should cover it, also if you read it again, she said her brother told her the tree fell on the car, how old is the kid and his grasp of tree and limb characteristics or what he saw before he rushed to tell her. I've had a tree fall on my camaro and not a single window broke, only dents on the roof, hood and fenders. Majority of the tree was being supported by the branches surrounding my car. So to actually make a valid opinion all facts are needed, like was it a whole tree, a branch, what did it actually hit on the car and what not. Nature will always win, get insurance.
doof_fisch 2
Did it land on the "trunk"?
clownsarebadbad 0
haha
beaniebabe 0
was the shower part necessary?
paper_flowers 0
One word: insurance.
srd091 0
that sucks. but im sure you have insurance, if you dont.. wow.
Triipwire 0
How could this possibly in anyway be a YDI?