Today, I was interviewing a cute guy for my journalism class, and he asked to borrow my laptop to check his email quickly. After the interview, I realized that the last thing I had searched for on my browser's Google box was "ingrown pubic hairs," and it was still up there. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my crush asked to use my phone so he could Google something. Flattered that he wanted to use my phone, I agreed. After he was done, he handed it back with a weird look. I later realized he had found himself in my top searches. FML
Today, my friend asked to borrow my new laptop to email his college professor. When he returned it, it had a virus on it, and I had to fish out two pubic hairs that were sticking out between the keys. FML
Today, a coworker and I had our second date at my place. He wanted to show me pictures of himself in some club, where he had been a member in highschool. He started typing his name into the google search bar and it suggested his name from when I had googled him months ago. FML
Today, my dad wanted to show me a cool camera he saw on Amazon yesterday, so I let him use my laptop to find it. I realized too late that I'd forgotten to clear my browsing history. The suggested purchases section was filled with dildos and lube. He definitely noticed. FML
Today, my coworker asked to borrow my nail clippers so he could take care of a hangnail. He went to the bathroom, which I thought was polite, but when he got back to his desk and returned my clippers, there were little curly hairs stuck inside. He's bald. FML
Today, I was on the phone to my boss and I mentioned about finding what he needed in the search history. Later, my dad asked what a search history is. When I explained, he went red and asked me if I could maybe delete his without reading it. Jesus Christ, Dad, use private browsing. FML
Today, I was a TA watching the class take a test. I didn't realize that the projector was still on while I was searching the Internet. They watched me google "chronic itchy anus". FML
Today, I was screen-sharing during a virtual meeting when my cat jumped up and walked across my keyboard, and revealed my embarrassing search history. FML
Today, I was trying to show my family a cool website. Unfortunately my porn instincts kicked in and I started typing the URL of my favorite porn site. I couldn't stop myself before it autocompleted. FML
Today, I found out my parents have a list of everything I have ever Googled. FML
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Top comments
AliSama 17
if it was me, who used your computer. I may have laughed a little(to myself). But honestly, it is none of my business. It is not a funny matter, someones health is important and so is their privacy.
skitz 0
lmaooo; now there's something you'll never live down
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Mazzy_fml 0
:(
esquimo_fml 0
that's why you should set your browser to auto delete history/search history/cache on exit.
SlowHandLuke 0
Dude. That sucks I would have cried myself to sleep. lol
curious_missy 1
haha...cute! but i guess you could like take this a step further! you could try to do a story about the health of our hair. One's misery is another's chuckle. GLUCK...lol...and try to tell ppl to stay away from this dude lol!!!!!
alwaysalady 0
There are worse things to search for, and worse people to find it. imagine your mom finding, like... I don't know, ****. Or your boyfriend finding online dating. You have to live with these people, you can probably avoid this guy for the rest of your life.
Pudgygrunt 0
mmm i agree with #24. but for #23. True, some guys are dumb. but a modern day guy on the internet? No kid nowan'days is dumb on the internet. Just hope hes not a jerk. Im sure you know him enough to know though.
Jimmy_fml 0
you gay or something?
emilycardona7 18
OP is a girl, idiot.
Jerp 0
#9, #16: The Google search DOES clear on exit. OP hadn't exited. #23: He noticed.
Shownis182 0
Haha that sucks. but journalism is the shizz . (I take it in college). WOO.
AnnaSeptic 0
28, because she has ingrown pubic hairs...?