Today, I was informed by a laughing friend, that my phone must be taking and uploading photos to Google+. Among numerous black shots, there is a particularly nice one of me while I'm sitting on the toilet. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that Google+ has been automatically uploading my cell phone pictures as I take them. My friends have now seen pictures of me, my penis, and other things too horrifying to talk about. FML
Today, as I sat on the toilet, I mistakenly took a screenshot and then proceeded to fumble my phone. It wasn't until 5 hours later when I recharged it that I realized I had unintentionally posted the screenshot of me on the toilet to Instagram. FML
Today, I was on the toilet, when I noticed I could see my daughter dancing in the other room in the mirror, so I took a picture with my phone. After I uploaded it, people pointed out that I was visible in the picture, sitting on the toilet and smiling. FML
Today, I was using the bathroom and checking Facebook on my phone. As I'm checking my newsfeed, I noticed a new photo upload by my brother. I guess I forgot to properly shut the door to the bathroom, because it's me on the toilet. FML
Today, I got a 'Good Morning' text from my boyfriend. Since I hadn't gotten one of those in a while, I thought it was rather nice. That is, until I saw the picture that accompanied it. It was of him, sitting on the toilet and taking a shit. FML
Today, I was in a rush and forgot to flush the toilet after taking a huge dump. After coming home from work, I checked my Facebook to find myself tagged by my boyfriend in a photo. The photo was of the toilet, with the caption, "This is what Taco Bell does." FML
Today, I was on the toilet, when my Mom thought it would be a fun idea to barge in, take a picture of me, post it on Facebook, and tag me. FML
Today, I found a picture on my phone of me and my best friend that I didn't take. Turns out my dad did, from behind, and it got onto my Google photo backup, which means that he was logged in to my Gmail from his phone when he did it. And my family wonders why I don't trust them. FML
Today, I got an email from a colleague with a picture in it of shit on the toilet seat. The email said, "Not pointing fingers but I left you out of the last email." I pee a lot and so I use the toilet a lot. I think everyone at work thinks it was me. FML
Today, I got a new smartphone and wanted to surprise my girlfriend with a naughty picture with it. A few minutes after sending it, I got a reply back from my girlfriend. And my best friend. And my sister. And everyone on my contacts list. FML
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Top comments
MoodiQ 8
the camera changes your race to black and takes a photo
srudez 14
at least there's no nudes
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Comments (89)
ArashiGirl 13
And THIS is why I don't have google plus!
mysadlyfe 9
No one has google plus...willingly
False_Stupidity 42
I agree. The moment I figured out how to deactivate/remove the google plus part of my account, it was gone.
Raidriar 14
You can delete just the Google Plus part? Every time I try to Google says it's deleting my entire google account...
Hiimhaileypotter 53
#36- HOW? Lol. Now that I know you can, I'll be looking up how to do so later. Thanks!
nellbell414 13
This scares the shit out of me! Hope it's just yours op!
AWiseChicken 9
That means you took a pic of yourself on the toilet...
feven 32
For your sake, I hope you don't have a lot of friends on Google+
abbyblabbyy 6
At least hardly anyone uses Google+ so not too many people will see!
the_real_dvd 21
Agreed. I haven't checked my Google+ in 2 years. But now I suppose I should to see if I have any pics of me on the toilet.
VyronBuckingham 9
Haha I would love to see that photo
ostfaiz 18
hahaaa must b shocking news for you OP
vikky538 29
well having google account is a plus or a minus in this case...
worldclassrager 41
How does that work? That would save me a bit of time...well time to delete quite a few photos...
Soloman212 28
Could've been worse. Could've been a social network people actually use. [This is a joke.]
MrConcise 35
It's funny because it's true.
thesmeagol 22
actually Google+ is the joke