Today, I was informed by a laughing friend, that my phone must be taking and uploading photos to Google+. Among numerous black shots, there is a particularly nice one of me while I'm sitting on the toilet. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that Google+ has been automatically uploading my cell phone pictures as I take them. My friends have now seen pictures of me, my penis, and other things too horrifying to talk about. FML
Today, as I sat on the toilet, I mistakenly took a screenshot and then proceeded to fumble my phone. It wasn't until 5 hours later when I recharged it that I realized I had unintentionally posted the screenshot of me on the toilet to Instagram. FML
Today, I was on the toilet, when I noticed I could see my daughter dancing in the other room in the mirror, so I took a picture with my phone. After I uploaded it, people pointed out that I was visible in the picture, sitting on the toilet and smiling. FML
Today, I was using the bathroom and checking Facebook on my phone. As I'm checking my newsfeed, I noticed a new photo upload by my brother. I guess I forgot to properly shut the door to the bathroom, because it's me on the toilet. FML
Today, I got a 'Good Morning' text from my boyfriend. Since I hadn't gotten one of those in a while, I thought it was rather nice. That is, until I saw the picture that accompanied it. It was of him, sitting on the toilet and taking a shit. FML
Today, I was in a rush and forgot to flush the toilet after taking a huge dump. After coming home from work, I checked my Facebook to find myself tagged by my boyfriend in a photo. The photo was of the toilet, with the caption, "This is what Taco Bell does." FML
Today, I was on the toilet, when my Mom thought it would be a fun idea to barge in, take a picture of me, post it on Facebook, and tag me. FML
Today, I found a picture on my phone of me and my best friend that I didn't take. Turns out my dad did, from behind, and it got onto my Google photo backup, which means that he was logged in to my Gmail from his phone when he did it. And my family wonders why I don't trust them. FML
Today, I got an email from a colleague with a picture in it of shit on the toilet seat. The email said, "Not pointing fingers but I left you out of the last email." I pee a lot and so I use the toilet a lot. I think everyone at work thinks it was me. FML
Today, I got a new smartphone and wanted to surprise my girlfriend with a naughty picture with it. A few minutes after sending it, I got a reply back from my girlfriend. And my best friend. And my sister. And everyone on my contacts list. FML
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Top comments
MoodiQ 8
the camera changes your race to black and takes a photo
srudez 14
at least there's no nudes
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Comments (89)
MrConcise 35
That photo is an accurate representation of where Google has taken YouTube thanks to Google+.
rosheno 4
Aaand now I'm going to check my Google+ FYL OP, hope this doesn't become my own FML :(
nikitol 8
Of all the things that could've happened to the photo tht is by far the worst thing ever.
xoteeshaox 22
someone could have gotten it off google and put it on a massive billboard. that'd be worse
shay_serendipity 29
No, what'd be worse if it ended up on a social media that people actually used, like Instagram or something.
claudia19801811 14
Yea but it would be on your account so you could delete it easily.
fmlrulesBolt 14
Lol wow
MrSweeps 5
You have and use google+ ??? You kind of deserve it just for that
RedPillSucks 33
The NSA is watching you through your phone. Prepare to be arrested for carrying a "Weapon of Ass Destruction"
dudeman1212 22
YDI for using google plus
TheCrispyCat 20
People actually use Google+?
zuzuily 14
Lmfao!
bryanjamieluke 17
OP, you're a potty, potty boy!