Today, I was in the theatre watching a movie. I leaned my head back to relax. Suddenly, I hear this sneeze behind me and then I feel "rain" pouring down on my face. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was working at the theater as an usher. A man came up to me and gave me his ticket. At the same time, he took a sip of water and suddenly felt the need to sneeze. The water came out from his nose and landed all over my face. I was covered with his mucus and had to wish him a good movie. FML
Today, I was in a meeting and someone behind me sneezed really loudly. As they were doing so, I felt something cold land on my neck. FML
Today, I was giving a class presentation, when I suddenly sneezed so hard I wet myself. FML
Today, I heard my coworker sneeze on the other side of the break room, and right after I felt something wet hit my cheek. FML
Today, despite having a mild case of the flu, I visited my boyfriend's house and watched a movie with his parents. During the movie, I felt the sudden urge to sneeze. Trying to hold it in, I managed to do the loudest fart I've ever done in my life. Everyone heard. FML
Today, while putting a water bottle into the fridge, I suddenly had to sneeze. The force of my sneezing propelled my head against the open fridge door, causing a gushing wound to my forehead. Bless me. FML
Today, after just waking up, I sneezed, which caused me to piss myself. FML
Today, I sneezed so hard that I hit my head against the wall. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my friends. All throughout, some guy kept making weird sounds and breathing deeply. Midway through the movie, he got even louder. Just as I was about to snap, chunks of vomit sprayed over my chair and shoulders. FML
Today, I was performing in a community theater production. Right before my big scene, I felt a sneeze coming on. I tried to hold it in, but it came out with such force that I lost my balance, fell off the stage, and landed in the lap of the mayor, who was in the front row. My character’s dramatic entrance was unforgettable for all the wrong reasons. FML
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NeonWar__ 0
holy crap! ew! people have to cover their mouths!
kayztastic 0
and they wonder why swine flu spreads so quickly(:
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Comments (88)
Jason_Q 4
He makes it rain on em' hos.
lepercaunsal 0
maybe there was a leak in the roof :p
becbecbec 0
that is some serious gross shit!!!
AbOvE_88 0
look on the bright side your lucky he sneezed snot on you, and farted at the same time :)
AbOvE_88 0
*meant to say he didn't sneeze snot on you, and farted at the same time
drewrox 0
yummy. lol at least it wasn't a snot rocket
emsun1 0
GROOSSSSS
babybubz 0
H1N1 !
perdix 31
Until that part, I thought "Avatar" in IMAX 3D sucked! I don't know what subliminal cues they put in there to make us tilt our heads back like that, but the simulated sneeze and "rain" was amazing! How did they do that?!?!?! For the Best Aerosolized Boogers in a Motion Picture, the Academy Award goes to. . .Mr. James Cameron for "Avatar!" Congrats, Bro, but try to build a better plot around your next sprayed bodily fluids movie. I have an idea for an adult film. . .
MangeMoi_fml 0
You should have killed him. Point blank, period.
mzhonesty 0
Sit in the back of the theaters.