Today, I was in the kitchen with my mother putting up the dishes. I went to stand up from putting a pot in a lower cabinet and hit my head on the upper cabinet she left open by accident. Hello concussion number nine. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mom always forgets to close the cupboards in the kitchen. She's not tall enough to hit her head on them, but I am. I have done so at least a dozen times in the past week. I swear, I'm gonna knock myself out on those cupboards one of these days. FML
Today, I got a concussion. It was when an entire shelf of bicycle helmets tumbled onto my skull. FML
Today, at work, I managed to hit myself in the face with a large sheet pan. The force made me back into a shelf, which knocked a box off the top, which hit me in the head and knocked me out-cold. I now have a fat lip, a sore head, and bruises all over from the fall. FML
Today, I finally decided to do something productive and clean my room. When I went to pick up the first thing off my floor, I hit my head on my desk and gave myself a concussion. FML
Today, I received a serious concussion and several stitches to the back of my head. The attacker? My mom. FML
Today, after sweeping up a spill, I managed to break the cupboard door. With my head. FML
Today, I walked into my upstairs bathroom to find my mom's new boyfriend eating soup, naked on the toilet. In shock, I stepped back and fell down a flight of stairs, backwards, and hit my head on wall, leaving a dent in it. FML
Today, I'm well aware that this is my own fault, but I went to a friend's house after working late. Ran towards the friend's front door and hit my head a tree limb that I didn't see. Flipped over, landed on the lawn, and blacked out for a minute. I got up, was dizzy, tripped, and fell on friend's porch. Second concussion in a year. FML
Today, I opened the cabinet to take a pill for my headache. After taking the pill, I turned around and smashed my head on the open cabinet door. FML
Today, I crawled under a table to plug in a new lamp. When I tried to get up, I hit my head on the corner of the same table, getting me my fourth concussion in three years for trying to plug in a f***ing lamp. FML
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AlissaMichaela 8
Number 9? I'd start wearing a helmet.
Spudnik 21
Number NINE?! What the hell caused one through eight?!
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GhostFox 34
So, this is mine- apparently I wasn't logged in, huh...or this was copied word for word from mine... As for where the other eight came from- two were car accidents where I was a passenger, two were given to my by my older brother (who was a foot taller and 120+ lbs heavier), two were the result of people throwing objects in crowded hallways at school, and, yes, two of them were strictly me not being aware of where I was in space. As for symptoms as a result of the repeated concussions, yes, I h
Lalala579121 28
I'm pretty curious as to what was thrown in those school hallways. And were they aiming for you or do you just have really bad luck?
rubberduck_of_doom 31
<p>I'd have given you the benefit of the doubt had you not added the 'number nine' part. Holy cow I think it's time for you to wear a helmet buddy!</p>
GhostFox 34
First time was a heavy duty thermos that was thankfully empty, second time was one of those large (but not the largest) Gatorade bottles filed about 3/4ths of the way with frozen Gatorade. I'm pretty sure it was an accident in both cases, though hazy on what they were doing. I only know what hit me the second time because I remember using it as an ice pack since it hit me over my right eye and I had a hell of a shiner the next week or two.
popularblock66 4
I'll have 2 number 9's a number 9 large
Lazy34 7
A number 6 with extra dip
Lazy34 7
Concussion No. 9 sounds like the sequel to Mambo No. 5
Luke16eirb7deneuwn1 20
this is mambo no 5 dadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadada
Preston Woods 8
h I
Luke16eirb7deneuwn1 20
you know with all the broken bones, the smashed ribs.... And the brain damage. And the brain damage. Oh hey master Roshi, when did you get here?