Today, I was in the grocery store buying a few things. A sales associate came over the intercom system saying, "Attention Safeway customers. If you drive a blue Subaru, it's rolling into 18th Ave." Everyone laughed except me. I forgot to set the brake. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to Safeway. Go in, get stuff, come out, and I have almost no room to get into my car because an SUV was parked in a compact spot next to me all crooked. Irritated, I got a pen and paper and wrote 'Nice parking you F*ing idiot' and stuck it on the windshield. Then I notice someone was in the SUV. FML
Today, after my bosses excitedly told me I'm getting promoted to customer service at our grocery store, a customer called me an idiot in the parking lot for accidentally backing into the shopping cart she left in my blind spot. So it begins… FML
Today, I lost my keys while at the supermarket. I franticly back-tracked through the store, asking everyone I saw along the way. They eventually showed up, right where I left them... in my unattended car, the engine still running. There was an announcement made over the PA system. FML
Today, at the supermarket, I ignored the "Riding on trolleys down the ramp is strictly prohibited" sign. While going full speed down the ramp, my trolley with $200 worth of groceries in it tipped and crashed. Luckily, I broke its fall. FML
Today, I got into my car in the parking lot, or at least I thought I did. I sat down, buckled up, and only noticed something was off when a guy walked over from the shopping trolley carousel, opened the passenger door and said, “Can I help you?” Same car model, wrong car. FML
Today, I walked out of the grocery store, loaded my bags into my car, then sat in the driver’s seat. I tried to start the engine, but the key wouldn’t turn. That’s when I noticed the child’s seat in the back, which I don’t have. I was in the wrong car, and the owner was standing outside, laughing at me. FML
Today, I accidentally left the store with a bag full of groceries without paying. I realized this halfway to my car when an employee chased me down, thinking I was a thief. Turns out, I had spaced out and walked out during a fire alarm drill. FML
Today, there was a traffic accident on the highway which I normally take. I couldn't resist laughing at the driver since he was stupid enough to rear-end someone on the highway. What I didn't realize is that I forgot to pay attention to the road and rear-ended the car in front of me. FML
Today, at a restaurant, I noticed a really hot girl leaving with her friend. A few minutes later they came back, laughing uncontrollably, and announced that some moron forgot to put on their parking brake and the car was rolling into the full parking lot. It was my car. They watched me chase it. FML
Today, I went to the bookstore. While I was in line, I heard everyone talking about how a book cart had gotten loose and rolled down the parking lot into a car, smashing the front. It was my car. FML
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lml86 0
Wow, that is awesome! One time a student at my university did the same thing in the parking lot of our library. It was about to roll into another car. They had to announce it repeatedly over the intercom so I'm guessing it didn't end well.
TheCheeseMan 0
Wow how did you manage to do something like that?! YDI.
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freedoggy77 0
why dont u just drive an automatic...stick shifts are fun and all but they are pretty pointless these days. and subaru's do suck, unless it was a WRX
avoidthegirl 6
#42 you are truly a retard if you think an sTi can smoke anything on the road. Perhaps you've heard of the BMW M3? The 2009 sTi runs a 0-60 in 4.7 and the M3 runs it in 4.1. Oh, and maybe you've heard of the following cars as well: Corvette, C63 AMG, Lancer Evo, etc. etc. etc. WRX's are such shitboxes.
miss_mojo 2
haha, FAIL. #41; hahah.
bunty945 0
its a subaru.
squeaksx24 0
Oh crap! That would really suck. That is one of my biggest fears with my car. It's 20 years old (seriously) and doesn't even have an emergency/parking break. Although, if it got totaled, it wouldn't be too upset, haha. (As long as nobody got hurt of course).
tinkerbell67 0
omg! you live in norcal just like me! san francisco??? if you're at the safeway by 18th ave, then i go there alllll the time! hahhaha
l33tm0nk3y 0
That's why I'm so thankful that I live in a flat part of the state, with absolutely no hills to speak of.
thelonelylurker 0
That poor Subaru...
catatonicsleep 17
I can't drive myself, but my parents have always told me about breaks because our drive is a very steep slope. Put the breaks on then leave in forward gear if pointing up a hill and reverse if facing down the hill. If your breaks go it stops the car sliding, or so they told me...
kk3211 0
#44 you are retarded. With the exception of the Evo, all those cars are twice the price of an STI. I could say that a Lambo could smoke those cars, but I don't, because that's just dumb. And you don't own any of those cars.... and please people.... its BRAKE not BREAK