Today, I was in the car with my friends. A techno song came on and we started fist-pumping. We hit a bump, I fist-pumped myself in the face, and crashed into a stop sign. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while driving to work in heavy traffic, I got so into the song I was listening to that I tapped my foot on the gas to the beat. I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML
Today, I crashed my car into a bridge, while playing a song with the line, "I crashed my car into a bridge". FML
Today, I was singing while driving through the car park. I blacked out trying to hit a high note, and ended up bashing into another car. FML
Today, I was driving to work, following my girlfriend's car. I looked down to change the radio station and felt a large bump. I rear-ended my girlfriend. FML
Today, I got lunch with a girl I really like. On the way, for some idiotic reason I decided it would be a good idea to show off by jumping up to high-five the red hand on a traffic sign. I ended up slipping and slamming full-force into the pole. I now have a bruise on my face. FML
Today, I was waiting in the McDonald's drive-thru and listening to some music. I was tapping my non-driving foot to the song when I accidentally tapped the wrong foot and rear ended the cop car in front of me. Whoops. FML
Today, I tried to give my friend a fist bump. He thought I was trying to punch him so he punched me in the face. FML
Today, I was driving with my parents while explaining that young people like myself are better drivers because we have better reflexes. My explanation was suddenly interrupted with the sound of me crashing the car against a parked car. FML
Today, I was walking home down a small street while listening to my iPod. I really got into the music, and started to dance really badly, only to realise there was a car following me, trying to get past. FML
Today, while driving my car, there was a talk on the radio about road safety. I got so engrossed that I drifted and crashed my car into a sign promoting the talk. FML
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null_fml 11
Fist pump to techno??? ......................Sorry, I just can't even picture it. That's like headbanging to Frank Sinatra.
grimpow_fml 0
YDI for fist pumping, guido
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Comments (190)
mollymaykitty 0
it's a sign: stop dancing like a moron while driving.
jackie_loka 0
I love jersey shore!
BM13HC 0
YDI for not listening to Heavy Metal, if that song was any Judas Priest you would just headbang and the stop sign would still be alive(unless the Painkiller was misteriously summoned from Beyond the Realms of Death, the the stop sign would have been Hell Bent For Leather, and you would be Victims of Chaaaaaaaaanges)
Maverick5762 0
Yeah because headbanging is safer while driving than fist pumping...
apfunction 0
that's what you get for fist pumping to techno. that's not what you do with techno.
InternetToughguy 0
poor stop sign, imagine his/her fml..... Today I was standing their just doing my job when some ******* guido's ran me over in their car
holdinmybruda 0
thats what you get for fist pumping in general
alex_vik 1
Get the hell off the road you idiots.
ynp092883 0
Your fault for trying to be Jersey Shore
bluesclues72 0
how do you even hit urself while fist pumping??
NoteMyGrin 0
Hmn. Okay. Fist pumping? Not something to do while driving.