Today, I was in the car with my friends. A techno song came on and we started fist-pumping. We hit a bump, I fist-pumped myself in the face, and crashed into a stop sign. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while driving to work in heavy traffic, I got so into the song I was listening to that I tapped my foot on the gas to the beat. I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML
Today, I crashed my car into a bridge, while playing a song with the line, "I crashed my car into a bridge". FML
Today, I was singing while driving through the car park. I blacked out trying to hit a high note, and ended up bashing into another car. FML
Today, I was driving to work, following my girlfriend's car. I looked down to change the radio station and felt a large bump. I rear-ended my girlfriend. FML
Today, I got lunch with a girl I really like. On the way, for some idiotic reason I decided it would be a good idea to show off by jumping up to high-five the red hand on a traffic sign. I ended up slipping and slamming full-force into the pole. I now have a bruise on my face. FML
Today, I was waiting in the McDonald's drive-thru and listening to some music. I was tapping my non-driving foot to the song when I accidentally tapped the wrong foot and rear ended the cop car in front of me. Whoops. FML
Today, I tried to give my friend a fist bump. He thought I was trying to punch him so he punched me in the face. FML
Today, I was driving with my parents while explaining that young people like myself are better drivers because we have better reflexes. My explanation was suddenly interrupted with the sound of me crashing the car against a parked car. FML
Today, I was walking home down a small street while listening to my iPod. I really got into the music, and started to dance really badly, only to realise there was a car following me, trying to get past. FML
Today, while driving my car, there was a talk on the radio about road safety. I got so engrossed that I drifted and crashed my car into a sign promoting the talk. FML
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null_fml 11
Fist pump to techno??? ......................Sorry, I just can't even picture it. That's like headbanging to Frank Sinatra.
grimpow_fml 0
YDI for fist pumping, guido
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Comments (190)
erjaguam 0
funny
mdavis0529 14
Stupidity like this is why many states are passing laws limiting passengers in the cars of INEXPERIENCED drivers.
08heavyCHEVY 0
that's what u get for being a ******* moron and fist pumping like a ******....idiot
clairet6059 0
thats what you get from being a guido for fist pumpin !!
buckshot919 0
niice.. a jersey shore reference on FML.. they should put out billboards that say Stay Alive! Don't Fist-Pump and Drive!
yessirfosho 0
I wish a cop saw and suspened your license. ******* idiots like you shouldn't be on the road. It's because of pieces of shit like you there are so many accidents.
ladyeliza 0
Haha. Now that's a situation right there.
pollenta 0
Bahahahaha. YDI cause your a wanker that listens to techno and fist pumps. you never should have gotten your license. What a lack of public safety by the moron who let you pass. But in saying that. Your stupidity amused me enough to laugh out loud for a good 10 seconds. Which is more I can say for most FML's
Jen_J_the_J 0
haha. actualy lol! i think thats a first! nice ;)
psychoxxxinvader 3
WE DON'T PUMP OUR GAS WE PUMP OUR FISTS! Oh yeah, a New Yorker just said that :)