Today, I was in the car with my friends. A techno song came on and we started fist-pumping. We hit a bump, I fist-pumped myself in the face, and crashed into a stop sign. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while driving to work in heavy traffic, I got so into the song I was listening to that I tapped my foot on the gas to the beat. I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML
Today, I crashed my car into a bridge, while playing a song with the line, "I crashed my car into a bridge". FML
Today, I was singing while driving through the car park. I blacked out trying to hit a high note, and ended up bashing into another car. FML
Today, I was driving to work, following my girlfriend's car. I looked down to change the radio station and felt a large bump. I rear-ended my girlfriend. FML
Today, I got lunch with a girl I really like. On the way, for some idiotic reason I decided it would be a good idea to show off by jumping up to high-five the red hand on a traffic sign. I ended up slipping and slamming full-force into the pole. I now have a bruise on my face. FML
Today, I was waiting in the McDonald's drive-thru and listening to some music. I was tapping my non-driving foot to the song when I accidentally tapped the wrong foot and rear ended the cop car in front of me. Whoops. FML
Today, I tried to give my friend a fist bump. He thought I was trying to punch him so he punched me in the face. FML
Today, I was driving with my parents while explaining that young people like myself are better drivers because we have better reflexes. My explanation was suddenly interrupted with the sound of me crashing the car against a parked car. FML
Today, I was walking home down a small street while listening to my iPod. I really got into the music, and started to dance really badly, only to realise there was a car following me, trying to get past. FML
Today, while driving my car, there was a talk on the radio about road safety. I got so engrossed that I drifted and crashed my car into a sign promoting the talk. FML
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null_fml 11
Fist pump to techno??? ......................Sorry, I just can't even picture it. That's like headbanging to Frank Sinatra.
grimpow_fml 0
YDI for fist pumping, guido
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Comments (190)
swkisses5 0
L.M.F.A.O has ruined u lol
wandaax03 0
it's idiots like you that make the roads so dangerous. wow.
K_I_R_S_T_Y 0
Do you live in Texas? Because in my neighborhood we saw a bent stop sign...with tire tracks right beside it.....ironic?
wowbango 0
lol this is just too hillarious...
xDlove 0
That's whatcha get for fist pumping...
kayPandastyle 15
lol stop sign wins that Shiz was so funny I Lol'd so thanks alot. y'all had to have laughed at that after the fact!! and I agree a third party view would have been amazing fyl cuz ur car is dented now lol
kayPandastyle 15
ohh and all you idiots who keep askin if he's some guido from the shore can you effin read? OP Is from France durrrrrr!!
kourtny_rocks 0
the only reason that happend is because you where f*cking fist pumping to TECHNO MUSIC... can anyone else see anything wrong with that picture?!!? what the f*ck dude,
Gummibearlove 0
this one makes me laugh every time, hehe.
thekooliest 0
@160 idc how old this is but your a ******* retard. It vibrates, just from a computer. And even if it is repetitive, which a ton of sub genres of electronic music aren't, its still talented there are a million different tweaks you can do to one sound. I play multiple instruments. I also tried developing music on a computer with pro software and its 25x harder for me. Its different if you don't like a genre, I don't like country. Its still skillful though