Today, I was in my new boyfriend's apartment for the first time. As I was flipping through his photo albums, I came across one full of disturbingly candid pictures of me. I found some as early as my trip to the state fair, three years ago. I met my boyfriend two months ago. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went on a date with a really cute guy. Things were going great, so we went to his place. While he was in the bathroom, I absentmindedly looked around his apartment. Unfortunately, his living room cupboard was half open, and I saw a shrine of pictures of me. Apparently, he's been stalking me for months. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 6 months was showing me his new phone. He accidentally opened his gallery, which contains 3 photos: one of his motorcycle, one of his new game console, and a naked photo of his ex. FML
Today, my boyfriend invited me over for dinner for the first time. The place was full of his ex's stuff, books on the shelves, makeup in the bathroom, clothes in the closet and even shoes on the floor. Not to mention creepy plush toys staring at me. She left him 8 years ago. FML
Today my boyfriend left his camera with me. I wanted to see the recent photos we took at the park next to my house. I scrolled through and found pictures of him and his ex-girlfriend the weekend before at the same park, posing under the same tree we had taken a photo. We've been together for a year. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's mom's house for the first time. They had a cook-out so I got to meet his whole entire family. I went into the kitchen to find a huge picture of his ex-girlfriend on his mom's fridge. FML
Today, my boyfriend took me to his house and introduced me to his parents. He also showed me around his bedroom. I think he forgot to remove the dartboard on his wall, taped to which was a swiss-cheesed printout of one of my Facebook photos. FML
Today, I was looking at my pictures and there are none of me and my boyfriend together. The only photographic evidence of our relationship are pictures of bruises he has given me. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were looking through an old photo album of mine. I turned to a page with a picture of me on my last day of college. I thought the picture was quite nice. He turned to me and said, "Don't worry, I take bad pictures too." FML
Today, my friends and I were talking about the creepy stranger that used to stalk me back in high school. I guess his looks changed a lot through the years because I found out that he's my current boyfriend of four months. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he was showing off pictures of me to co-workers. It wasn't until later that he said, "Don't worry, they were old pictures, from when you were hot." They were from four years ago. FML
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NGM_47 0
looks like he's been stalking you o_O
katekappy 0
Thats creepy!! What did u do??
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Hjelloo 0
I love all these SERIOUS comments saying "kill him." Yeah, murdering an alleged creeper really makes you look like the better person.
mad_duh13 0
RUN AWAYYY!
dblair 0
IMHO #1) id find a way to document these pictures; bring a high-resolution camera next time you go to his place and take detailed photos if you can. (i probably would take the album outright, but that would be stealing, by law.) #2) confront him calmly about the pictures. see if he has any logical responses. listen carefully to what he says, and write it down asap (or text it to yourself), in case you feel the need to proceed to step 3. #3) go to the police. file a complaint and present the pictures and quote his explanation. if you feel threatened, get a restraining order. yes, restraining orders are difficult to enforce, but at least you have some legal ground to stand on if you have real stalking problems here.
dblair 0
oh yeah, and in response to everyone who says "who really cares?" stalking is a indicator of a high degree of social ineptitude. you know what other kind of criminal is also often extremely socially inept? murderers. anyone pay attention to the news lately? how 'bout the college student in new york (iirc) who was murdered by her obsessed, stalking classmate? stalkers invest so much emotion into that one person that they can have extreme psychotic reactions to normal events in a relationship, i.e. a guy (stalker) watching the girl (the stalked) talk friendlily with a random guy, perhaps harmlessly flirting. even a semi-socially apt guy would likely be annoyed. a stalker could develop EXTREMELY possessive feelings and the fear of losing the girl to another man could lead him to violence. (i do have some formal psychological education, but i know, i do watch too much csi and law and order. leave me alone :P)
AJx3 0
lol csi and law and order is seriously bomb! i srsly heart greg sanders, but getting off topic... *cough* i agree w/#319... that's really scary and you should probably take care in deciding how to handle this situation.
em0_AzNcHiKK_12 0
LMFA0!! that was s0o0o0o0o0o0o0 0ff t0pikk!! ahahaha!! =P i think i read that FML before th0....
Heathersaur 0
SOMEONE has a stalker...
Chris_QF 0
well why were you looking through his photo albums huh? you've not been dating that long, what gives you the right to go through his private things?
racheal333 0
That's really creepy I bet that made things a little awkward between you two. FYL
lizzie447 0
Who gives a ****
snoopy24_fml 0
CREEEEEPYYYY
snoopy24_fml 0
this kind of thing could be the premise to a stephen king novel...