Today, I was in my new boyfriend's apartment for the first time. As I was flipping through his photo albums, I came across one full of disturbingly candid pictures of me. I found some as early as my trip to the state fair, three years ago. I met my boyfriend two months ago. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went on a date with a really cute guy. Things were going great, so we went to his place. While he was in the bathroom, I absentmindedly looked around his apartment. Unfortunately, his living room cupboard was half open, and I saw a shrine of pictures of me. Apparently, he's been stalking me for months. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 6 months was showing me his new phone. He accidentally opened his gallery, which contains 3 photos: one of his motorcycle, one of his new game console, and a naked photo of his ex. FML
Today, my boyfriend invited me over for dinner for the first time. The place was full of his ex's stuff, books on the shelves, makeup in the bathroom, clothes in the closet and even shoes on the floor. Not to mention creepy plush toys staring at me. She left him 8 years ago. FML
Today my boyfriend left his camera with me. I wanted to see the recent photos we took at the park next to my house. I scrolled through and found pictures of him and his ex-girlfriend the weekend before at the same park, posing under the same tree we had taken a photo. We've been together for a year. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's mom's house for the first time. They had a cook-out so I got to meet his whole entire family. I went into the kitchen to find a huge picture of his ex-girlfriend on his mom's fridge. FML
Today, my boyfriend took me to his house and introduced me to his parents. He also showed me around his bedroom. I think he forgot to remove the dartboard on his wall, taped to which was a swiss-cheesed printout of one of my Facebook photos. FML
Today, I was looking at my pictures and there are none of me and my boyfriend together. The only photographic evidence of our relationship are pictures of bruises he has given me. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were looking through an old photo album of mine. I turned to a page with a picture of me on my last day of college. I thought the picture was quite nice. He turned to me and said, "Don't worry, I take bad pictures too." FML
Today, my friends and I were talking about the creepy stranger that used to stalk me back in high school. I guess his looks changed a lot through the years because I found out that he's my current boyfriend of four months. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he was showing off pictures of me to co-workers. It wasn't until later that he said, "Don't worry, they were old pictures, from when you were hot." They were from four years ago. FML
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Top comments
NGM_47 0
looks like he's been stalking you o_O
katekappy 0
Thats creepy!! What did u do??
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doggie3 0
Haha number six. That's funny and who cares if ur first? Doesn't matter. But I'm so sorry, whatveid you say to him?
UWBeautyQueen12 0
Its kind of creepy but with a sexy twist..
PVThitt 0
awwww nothing says I love you like stalking.
mindcontrolify 0
Ahaha, stalker alert XD
JamesM9794 0
holy shit the ****** stalker, but at least u kno he's liked u a while XD
cbroxs17 0
who else thinks this reminds you of the phantom of the opera movie?
cmdrmonkey 0
GET OUT OF HERE STALKER!
SirJamie77 7
Calmy, Op, pack your bags. Not too fast, and not too slow. Try not to alert him, then slowley, slowley walk towars the phone and call a taxi. Then HAUL ASS AND GET OUT OF THERE. Or just do what #318 recommended. That works too.
Jynx7490 4
You sure it isn't your album, and brought it over his house?
manda_baby_rawr 4
RUN!