Today, I was in my new boyfriend's apartment for the first time. As I was flipping through his photo albums, I came across one full of disturbingly candid pictures of me. I found some as early as my trip to the state fair, three years ago. I met my boyfriend two months ago. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went on a date with a really cute guy. Things were going great, so we went to his place. While he was in the bathroom, I absentmindedly looked around his apartment. Unfortunately, his living room cupboard was half open, and I saw a shrine of pictures of me. Apparently, he's been stalking me for months. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 6 months was showing me his new phone. He accidentally opened his gallery, which contains 3 photos: one of his motorcycle, one of his new game console, and a naked photo of his ex. FML
Today, my boyfriend invited me over for dinner for the first time. The place was full of his ex's stuff, books on the shelves, makeup in the bathroom, clothes in the closet and even shoes on the floor. Not to mention creepy plush toys staring at me. She left him 8 years ago. FML
Today my boyfriend left his camera with me. I wanted to see the recent photos we took at the park next to my house. I scrolled through and found pictures of him and his ex-girlfriend the weekend before at the same park, posing under the same tree we had taken a photo. We've been together for a year. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's mom's house for the first time. They had a cook-out so I got to meet his whole entire family. I went into the kitchen to find a huge picture of his ex-girlfriend on his mom's fridge. FML
Today, my boyfriend took me to his house and introduced me to his parents. He also showed me around his bedroom. I think he forgot to remove the dartboard on his wall, taped to which was a swiss-cheesed printout of one of my Facebook photos. FML
Today, I was looking at my pictures and there are none of me and my boyfriend together. The only photographic evidence of our relationship are pictures of bruises he has given me. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were looking through an old photo album of mine. I turned to a page with a picture of me on my last day of college. I thought the picture was quite nice. He turned to me and said, "Don't worry, I take bad pictures too." FML
Today, my friends and I were talking about the creepy stranger that used to stalk me back in high school. I guess his looks changed a lot through the years because I found out that he's my current boyfriend of four months. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he was showing off pictures of me to co-workers. It wasn't until later that he said, "Don't worry, they were old pictures, from when you were hot." They were from four years ago. FML
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NGM_47 0
looks like he's been stalking you o_O
katekappy 0
Thats creepy!! What did u do??
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ohschmoley 0
RUN, RUN AWAY! That might be kind of cute if you guys had been friends for years, and they weren't candid shots but random shots that happened to have you two in them along with friends. HOWEVER..........they're not. Yeah. Get away ASAP.
jack01 0
stalker.... I suggest you get the hell out of there and inform the police
drybamboo 0
If this was an 80's movie, this would be romantic. But seeing as how this is real life, you should probably call the cops and have a restraining order against him.
Chazlol 7
StAlKeR.
Epic_Phailure 0
That's not creepy at all (sarcasm for those of you who couldn't tell) You should dump his ass then call the police...
Bikon153 0
holy shiznit
cheesefest 0
Scariest part: NO REPLY YET FROM OP!
crisle12358 0
im surprised he let you out of his appartment to blog this without trying to kill you or something first! that is way to creepy
X_totallysucks_X 0
A little too stalkerish if you ask me. ...
soccaplaya741 0
"Dude, he put you on the Creepy Train headed for Creepy Island where the creepy natives drink creepy nectar out of creepy coconuts..." Ha :D But seriously. That's not sweet or adorable. :P