phyomauk

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fuckel4 This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff El Dorado, United States

Same thing

Today, while updating my résumé, I noticed that in my list of achievements it said "Torturing middle school students". I meant "tutoring", but I guess this explains why I'm still unemployed a year after I started looking for a job. FML

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Kilamo 19 June 2025, 09:00 Paris, France

Where did you learn that one?

Today, I tried to impress a French student by saying “Bonjour!” but instead said “Bordel!” which means “Brothel.” She laughed, and so did every one of the french students around us. My cultural street cred is officially dead. FML

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