Today, I was in class and felt a sharp pain in my stomach. I began to scream and cry because the pain was horrible, so the teacher called 911. After being rushed to the hospital, I was told that "I had gas cramps and would be fine." My whole class was listening on speakerphone to make sure I was ok. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had the most excruciating pain I've ever felt in my lower right abdomen. I was doubled over and vomiting it hurt so bad. After going to the E.R., thinking it was my appendix and getting checked in, I let out the biggest most rancid fart in my life and the pain immediately went away. FML
Today, I rushed my wife to the ER because she was having abdominal pains. She was crying in the car and very faintly said, "If I die, our daughter goes to my sister and they get everything in my will." We later found out she was just having a bad gas problem. FML
Today, I started getting really bad chest pains at work. I googled it and the internet convinced me I was having a heart attack. Scared for my life, I started to dial for an ambulance when I let out the biggest fart you could ever imagine. Turns out it was trapped gas. FML
Today, I’ve been having the worst gas, nausea, and stomach pain of my life and literally nothing I do works. While I was at work, I farted but it came from the inside out; it was so loud there’s no way everyone didn’t hear it. My stomach started bubbling so loud, the guy sitting behind me got up and walked away. FML
Today, my stomach started to hurt. When I got home, my parents had company over, which I had to rush past to use the bathroom. After being in the bathroom for about 3 minutes, my mother yells to me from the other room, in front of the guests, "Are you OK in there?" I'm 27. FML
Today, while in class, I desperately had to fart. Someone in the room had a coughing fit, so I took that as the chance to let it out. When I was about to release, the coughing stopped. I couldn't stop in time. FML
Today, I woke up with horrible pain in my gut. It got worse and worse, and I started vomiting from the pain. My mom said it was the flu and that I needed to "man up." It turned out to be appendicitis, and I'm now typing this from my hospital bed. FML
Today, I had debilitating stomach cramps and told my mom, but she said she was too tired to take me to the ER. I had appendicitis. Thanks Mom. FML
Today, I woke up with chest pain. It hurt just to breathe, but my parents made me go to school anyway. We're now sitting in the emergency room. FML
Today, I drove a friend to the emergency room because he thought he had appendicitis. While sitting in the waiting room, I got puked on by a child. My friend's diagnosis? Gas. So he also farted all the way home. FML
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PureGold 0
I've had those pains before...they come on all of a sudden and HURT LIKE HELL, and I went to the hospital for them, but it turns out they were just cramps. You really never know, what if it was appendicitis or something? But really, those sharp cramps can hurt...anyone calling BS has obviously never had this happen to them. You literally can't stand up or move your stomach in any way or it will feel like you just got stabbed. I think things like acid reflux can make them even worse. So to the OP, FYL, I'm sorry this happened while your class was listening, and I feel your pain :(.
Seegtease 0
I've had some really bad gas cramps but screaming and crying? Suck it up. And who cares if the class was listening on speakerphone? They would have found out one way or another. At least they found out while you weren't there. But I guess even that was too much for you. You're a wuss all-around!
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Kitty34_fml 0
I feel for the OP on this one. For a lot of girls, the first period is really bad. I was screaming when it first happened to me. Luckily, I was home alone so I just slept it off. The first time is REALLY bad though. People who are saying that the OP is an attention *****, just don't know the pain. It really does hurt so bad that you want to scream (the first time, anyway).
srslyfucked 0
Okay, had this happen before. It hurts. But not that bad. Sorry, you're kind of a wuss.
srslyfucked 0
Oh... and @ #53: The OP had GAS cramps, not period cramps.
Phobic_fml 14
well at least you didn't rip ass in class.
sharpe15 0
wow fake. who doesn't know what gas pains are like?
jojobo 0
Some people don't understand how painful gas can be. The same thing happened to me one morning. I woke up writing in pain thinking my appendix had burst. One doctor's appointment and one rectal exam later, I found out it was just really bad gas. I understand pain, having been to the ER a number of times for various reasons including a broken tibia.
Dagny 6
If the OP was screaming and crying, then clearly the pain was bad enough to warrant it. Why would anyone embarrass him/herself by screaming in the middle of class if the pain weren't genuinely excruciating? Anyway...yeah, gas cramps can really hurt, and it's not necessarily a good idea to ignore them. My mom thought she had gas cramps a few weeks ago, and when we finally convinced her to go to the doctor, it turned out to be a kidney infection. So, definitely not a YDI. Hope you're feeling better!
beany212 0
Ibuprophin (sp?) and chocolate are the best remedy for those sorts of pain ;)
kyhole 0
worst pain i've ever felt was pinching a nerve in my arm between the two separated halves of my broken humerus for about 30 minutes...oh how are those gas cramps?
sensual_kidney 0
dude that happens to me sometimes AND IT HURTS. O and #61, lets not be a bitch about this. It's the OP's fml, not yours so lets not be petty.