Today, I was in bed next to the boy I loved, he had just came and passed out immediately afterwards. I reached over to look at my phone but grabbed his instead and saw a text message from his ex-girlfriend that read "I love you too." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my ex-boyfriend, who I am still in love with, sent me a text message that said, "I miss you, baby." It turns out my name comes right after his girlfriend's name on his contact list. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I slept together. In the middle of the night, he saw my phone receiving a text from someone saying, "Hey baby, I missed you so much! I'm going to be visiting in a couple of days, hope to see you again, I love you!" He got mad and left my house. It was my dad in Ohio. FML
Today, I was sleeping with my boyfriend and woke up in his arms to hear him say "Mom, Mom." FML
Today, I sent a text message to my boyfriend, saying, "Come over in an hour, I love you." An hour later, the doorbell rang. It was my ex, looking happy and still as smitten with me as before, with a bunch of roses. I'd got the wrong number. My ex and my boyfriend have the same name. FML
Today, I was deleting old contacts on WhatsApp of people I no longer talk to. Later, when I was very tired and was about to go to bed, I sent a text to my boyfriend saying love you and goodnight. It turns out it was actually my ex. Awkward! FML
Today, I received an "I miss you" text from my ex of 4 months, who I still love dearly and would give anything to get back together with. Yesterday, I slept with his best friend, convinced I'd never hear from my ex again. FML
Today, the girl I love made me text my best friend how much she loved him. This because her phone died. I was at the movies with her on our date. FML
Today, I was woken up by an overly sappy good morning text from my boyfriend, complete with kissy-face images. Before I could text him back, he sent a follow-up. "Oops. Wrong person." Wait, what? FML
Today, I got to sleep in the same bed as the love of my life...and her new boyfriend. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were making love. Her phone rang, and she stopped to answer it. It was her ex-boyfriend, calling her from jail. She talked to him for 15 minutes. To top it all off, before she hung up, I heard her tell him she loved him, and couldn't wait for him to get out. FML
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bow_less 0
try being the ex thats still in love with him and knowing he is a douche bag. you should break up with him because thats probably why the ex broke it off with him to begin with.
casanova_fml 0
Step 1: Put that camera phone to good use! Take pictures of him, especially non-flattering ones and send them to family and friends. DO NOT TAKE PICTURES OF HIM WITH YOU. Step 2: Leave. Possibly post craigslist ad with his number and various proclivities listed.
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Comments (60)
lori_lovee 0
look for better girls. 'cause, i know I don't do that.
IAmScrewedd 0
And I'm like, " Forget you!" ( Oh oh oh! )
badmandilon 19
I agree with #4. that what op gets for being nosy/jealous.
Helldemon 32
Clearly you are a complete idiot and can't read as well.
kay_jay 5
that's underhanded and sneaky. they'll both find out and make everything worse. an eye for an eye makes the whole world blind.
mariahkarinne 0
that is not always true. the phones could be identical. cheating is lame regardless of how she found out
Uncle_Moe_Lester 3
Who said they were dating, she said the boy she loved, it may have been a one night stand
BloodyMary666 24
Oh NO, he didn´t! O.o
missbadluk 0
I agree with this comment except for the fact that DUDES do that as well. I definitely think this girl looked at his phone on purpose. but still, that guy is a douche.
jcorrea8521 5
As once as they get a reason to believe that he's doing something, yes they do. And it's completely deserved...
LezBiHonest 7
Well there is when they express it to each other when one or both of them are in a relationship with someone else...