Today, I was in bed next to the boy I loved, he had just came and passed out immediately afterwards. I reached over to look at my phone but grabbed his instead and saw a text message from his ex-girlfriend that read "I love you too." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my ex-boyfriend, who I am still in love with, sent me a text message that said, "I miss you, baby." It turns out my name comes right after his girlfriend's name on his contact list. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I slept together. In the middle of the night, he saw my phone receiving a text from someone saying, "Hey baby, I missed you so much! I'm going to be visiting in a couple of days, hope to see you again, I love you!" He got mad and left my house. It was my dad in Ohio. FML
Today, I was sleeping with my boyfriend and woke up in his arms to hear him say "Mom, Mom." FML
Today, I sent a text message to my boyfriend, saying, "Come over in an hour, I love you." An hour later, the doorbell rang. It was my ex, looking happy and still as smitten with me as before, with a bunch of roses. I'd got the wrong number. My ex and my boyfriend have the same name. FML
Today, I was deleting old contacts on WhatsApp of people I no longer talk to. Later, when I was very tired and was about to go to bed, I sent a text to my boyfriend saying love you and goodnight. It turns out it was actually my ex. Awkward! FML
Today, I received an "I miss you" text from my ex of 4 months, who I still love dearly and would give anything to get back together with. Yesterday, I slept with his best friend, convinced I'd never hear from my ex again. FML
Today, the girl I love made me text my best friend how much she loved him. This because her phone died. I was at the movies with her on our date. FML
Today, I was woken up by an overly sappy good morning text from my boyfriend, complete with kissy-face images. Before I could text him back, he sent a follow-up. "Oops. Wrong person." Wait, what? FML
Today, I got to sleep in the same bed as the love of my life...and her new boyfriend. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were making love. Her phone rang, and she stopped to answer it. It was her ex-boyfriend, calling her from jail. She talked to him for 15 minutes. To top it all off, before she hung up, I heard her tell him she loved him, and couldn't wait for him to get out. FML
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bow_less 0
try being the ex thats still in love with him and knowing he is a douche bag. you should break up with him because thats probably why the ex broke it off with him to begin with.
casanova_fml 0
Step 1: Put that camera phone to good use! Take pictures of him, especially non-flattering ones and send them to family and friends. DO NOT TAKE PICTURES OF HIM WITH YOU. Step 2: Leave. Possibly post craigslist ad with his number and various proclivities listed.
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Comments (60)
Blaize007 0
that blowss :p
dinoshit 0
Man WHOREEEEEEEEEEE! You can do better :}
garfunkadellic 0
thats what you get for being a **** like that and just sleeping around
crazyho27 0
wow your PRETTY dumb. sleeping around? she had sex with the boy she LOVED. not the guy she saw at the market!
debatingalways 0
Prudes these days ruin it for everyone...
commonsensex 0
Unless it's one of the exes that wants him back, I don't really see the problem. I'm really good friends with two of my exes. I tell them I love them pretty frequently.
roflstephh 0
Is it just me that sees that she says 'the guy she loves' and not her boyfriend? For all she knows his 'ex' could be his current girlfriend and he's cheating on her. Or still, it could be a friendly I love you. I tell my ex I love him all the time.
tictacsrawk 0
15 and 34, I totally agree. I dated one of my guy friends, but it felt too weird so we went back to just being friends. We're still close and love each other like siblings. Him and her could just be friends. You should've asked him about it before you did anything hasty . . even though this is months old
dvs01 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Cheat? That's not enough evidence of him cheating. Nothing wrong with exes still feeling love for each other.
Amethyst_fml 0
That's what I was thinking, a sarcastic reply.
hutsmundi89 0
i wouldn't read too much into it, if he is still sleeping with you he obviously didn't mean he still loves her then does he? who does that? but still, dump him, he is not worth it.
ivygirl 0
#37 um yes yes there is if you still love someone then break up with your new girlfriend and go back out with the old one.